Sanjay Gupta

Kahta hun kahaniyan.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Nayi niti; 100 k jo bhi notes aa rahe hain unhen jeb me daba k rakho. 1000 k notes chalao.
#DeMonetisation

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Subah 5:00 baje se poora pariwar line me khada tha. 12 se 26 no. Tha. Lekin 11ve no. Par hi cash khatam. Kaise mumkin hai?
#DeMonetisation

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

जो चेहरे कभी गुलाबी दिखाई देते थे वो आज काले पड़े हैं. और जो चेहरे कभी काले दिखते थे वो आज गुलाबी हैं.
#DeMonetisation

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

करोड़ कोड़ी हो गया.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Insaniyat ke jakhm kured kar main, insanon ki marham banata hun.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Mujhe pannon (pages) se mohabbat hai, Lafjon ka pujari hun. Yahi hai dharm mera, yahi ibaadat hai.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Tum agar chahoge to main har kahin hun, tum na chaho to main kahin nahin hun.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Sachche dil se likho to dimag bhi dil ki hi likhi padhta hai.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Kutta insaan ki bhasha nahin bol sakta, par har insaan kutte ki bhasha bol sakta hai.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Aap kisi bhi bhasha ne bhaunk sakte hain.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Log namak le kar baithe hain, aap chot to khaiye.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Sahan kijiyega. Main abhi seekh raha hun.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Manchaahe shor anchaahe shor ko daba dete hain.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

@Trendy_Baba_ namaste ji.

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

@artabdul hi ji... :)

[Sanjay Gupta @sanjayguptarc]

Hi.