sanjay.

take care of yourself.

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

girl...

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

i hope they play-

[anna @meowkoteeq]

this is what our frontend dev has as his slack userpic i love him

[doxie @doxie_gay]

PLEASE EJACULATE IMMEDIATELY!! This hurricane is not a joke. If you're in the affected area, you need to EJACULATE NOW!
HURRY UP AND EJACULATE!!! Time is running out! You don't have much left! EJACULATE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, EJACULATE NOW!!

[slimsnipes🎯 @heavylovertf2]

🎯👓⚾️

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

@IluvSpAi didn't know i needed this thank you

[dal @thikdckdaddy27]

it’s actually insane this is the #1 album and i have yet to hear a single song from it

[cameron burger @slameronburger]

texting at work texting when I’m off

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

@nocontextmemes saved my life actually

[tea 🌈 @horrifichymns]

projecting the most debilitating period cramps known to mankind on homelander

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

Hi guys, Jon here.

Garfield passed away in his sleep last night after eating at an Olive Garden buffet earlier in the night. It was sudden and we’re still in shock. I don’t know how this could have happened, but I just didn’t want you guys to be left in the dark.

Thank you.

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

@kelpotown

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

why does the algorithm work better when I think about it rather than when I speak straight into my phone... scary..

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

me

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

I guess I ain't got the bag 😔

[sanjay. @sanjaynab]

okay... I think I got it right