Sanjay

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@Hermesparcels gentle reminder.

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

Dear @Hermesparcels been 5 days that I booked a parcel pick up. Was supposed to be picked up on Monday, 14-Jun! Contact center isn't helping!

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@sachshen_says ..and that's how 'act of God' was coined 😀

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@virginmedia Too late!

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

When @virginmedia exec says, two mins.

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

Everytime there is an appeal, umpire #VirenderSharma looks at his mate at square leg as if to ask "Arre yaar Nitin tera answer kya hai?" #INDvsENG #ChennaiTest

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

A pitch where umpires are under more pressure than the batsmen. #INDvsENG #ChennaiPitch

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@sudhirnayaks Going by the role he's been playing we shouldn't restrict the injury (prediction) just to the openers.

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@dineout_india 19 days and counting!

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

Dear @dineout_india still waiting for a response and a resolution to my ticket # 424870. Been 13 days!

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

This one's hilarious. 🤣

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@realDonaldTrump Another term and #Trump will turn #Thanos !

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

If they can get @TheVijayMallya that'll be the coup of the decade :D

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

It's a big auction for RCB, who have six overseas slots to fill

Whom should they go for? 🤔

https://t.co/ynMHgAFwmt

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

Add @robbieuthappa #RohanKadam and @StuartBinny84, you can safely call it #KingsXIKarnataka !

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Kings XI Punjab have the biggest purse to spend at the #IPLAuction. Which players should they add to this squad?

https://t.co/ynMHgAX7e1

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@sudhirnayaks @sardesairajdeep Seems more like the "Meri ek taang nakli hai, mein hockey ka bahut bada khiladi tha..." you know the rest :D

[VS @sucker4process]

Opp : Narendra modi is rough and brutal

Amit shah : hold my beer

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

@vikramsathaye Ministry of "Family" welfare suits best!

[Sanjay @sanjayvshenoy]

When you open Twitter first thing in the morning and then the newspaper! #MaharashtraGovtFormation