shanta claus

if u wanna dazzle u gotta take razzles

[shanta claus @sannonet]

100 rts and for my graduation speech I'll copy the entire speech from High Musical 3

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

This video is currently “under review” on TikTok. 🤨

[Librarian Mama @hyuumanatees]

"Oh, you've never read The Odyssey???"

Your timing is perfect. Emily Wilson's translation is the best one in literally ages, has that sweet iambic pentameter to give it a "bouncy" feel, & makes dudebros cry that the classic has "gone woke". 😁

[madison @madison_tayt]

love being a zillennial so i can choose whichever generation is less embarrassing on any given day

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

You may have heard the term “Project 2025” floating around, and you may even have cracked open the 900+ page document yourself, only to see a lot of kind of bland, policy-wonk text. So let me crack through the policy-speak and tell you WTF is in this document.

[Jeremy West @JeremyWest]

Chappell Roan could offer me Turkish Delight and I would take it from her.

[zia @croissantom]

a new hunger games book. a possible new prequel film. thank you mother suzanne collins

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Happy pride month y’all. #classicsigns

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Extra important to remember today:

[juno🤍YOU SEEM PRETTY SAD @junofavcrime]

welcome back edward cullen and bella swan

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

if they would’ve made maria the bachelorette i fear she would’ve had the katie thurston effect but some of you aren’t ready for that conversation! #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager

[Prime Minister GR @PrimeministerGR]

The vote has passed: as of tonight, Greece is proud to become the 16th EU country to legislate marriage equality. This is a milestone for human rights, reflecting today’s Greece - a progressive, and democratic country, passionately committed to European values.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

love pickles so much i put myself in one

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words

[jay @kendallhosseini]

“your honor my client was committed to the bit”