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🇮🇶 | Cant kiss the homies from a 1000 miles away :/

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You’re telling me a fruit threw this punch??

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@thelailadeen Dam shawty you got a cold too

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Why is Saul not pronounced like Raul

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@fatimasflavors This exact example came up in my fiqh class actually. Our teacher said she could sell some, or take out a cash loan in the amount she needs. If the husband agrees to pay it on her behalf though it’s ok

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I shoulda known he was for the streets from how easily he flirts

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When your mom brings him up unprovoked 😌

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@thelailadeen Really figured youd name the first one mark, after his father

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“This flower on my dress symbolizes…” “I wore this color because it means” bruh i have no coherent thoughts i just thought it was pretty

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My favorite thing in life is spending way too much time editing something to make a dumb pun

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Love taking lil sips of my sour peach rings preworkout

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Whoever invented retinol deserves a massive kiss on the lips

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Just had to send an email expressing my emotions professionally, I never wanna do that again

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@CodeineCrazy38 Lol cuz thats how you make sure the egg doesnt fall down. If the egg falls down then the baby might get made

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@CodeineCrazy38 Birth control pills stop the period, yes. The placebos let it start again.

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@CodeineCrazy38 Women who take birth control have placebo days where theres no medicine so they can get their period, but the placebo is taken so they can stay on routine of taking the pill

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How do i marry this man without causing a scene for both our families

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You could say im a 17th century european art style cuz im extremely baroque

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If i die soon just know its bc he said no

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In the same week I’ve had to go buy a new tire and replace my own key fob batteries, so basically I dont need a man