🠑 sans.

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⠀ ⠀* the name's sans - sans the skeleton .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* . . . take it easy, ok, kid ?
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* alright . . enough of that,

* i'm goin' back to my month long nap .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* to everyone in hometown who's been asking so much . .
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#SANSESISNOTHIRING

* heh.
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[♥︎̳ ࿑͡𝚃𝙷𝖤͘✶ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍͟ ‍་༘͟𝐇𝚄̷𝖬𝖠𝖭 @soulshone]

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⠀⠀⠀▏⟢̲ * 𝖎t was as if your very ࿓ 𝗦꩜͜͡𝖴⃨𝖫 was 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝐢𝐧𝐠.
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* that'll be 2 bucks with the discount .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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[ sans might even be determined at seeing how much she believed in the heart of the puns .. ]

* good job, kid. it's right here.

[ picking up the register and holding it up. ]

* after that, it's only fair to give you a discount and a 'i shopped at sans's' sticker.
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

[ Susie started believing in the heart of the puns. ]
[ The nearby basket with eggs aids greatly in her retrieval of the magazine. ]

⚹ HA!
⚹ I GOT IT, I GOT IT!

[ She excitedly waves the magazine around. ]

⚹ ...
⚹ How do I get to the register though 💧

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* that it probably thinks that you should chill a bit .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* the ice cream tastes better if you're nice to who sells it, heh .

* but even then, seeing a poor ice cream cone's heart being broken .. i can only imagine ..

[ he says even though the ice cream's perfectly fine .. maybe just melting a bit. ]
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[𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝘎𝐼𝑅𝐿 .ᐟ @prttyandpink]

* I’m NOT .ᐟ I’m only doing this so they DON’T MELT .ᐟ IT’S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD ..

( leaning forwards slightly , in an attempt not to let any ice cream onto her dress . )

* and STOP RUSHING ME …ᐟ

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* it's fine, pal, just don't let these two poor cones melt, they'll be sad .
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[ he says while watching her just . . eating the cones real fast?? ]

* well, i'm glad to see that you're enjoying the ice cream atleast .
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[𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝘎𝐼𝑅𝐿 .ᐟ @prttyandpink]

* I can’t eat that fast , you BONEHEAD .ᐟ

( she began devouring the cones in her hands as fast as her body would allow her to . )

‘ YOU COULDN’T HAVE WAITED .ᐣ ’

( she mumbled as she continued , glaring at the extra two she now had to save .. )

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* well, if you eat two of em' quick enough, you'll be fine.
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[ he shrugs a bit . . ]
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* you gotta hurry up though, they'll melt soon .
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[ grabbing two more cones, throwing a scoop on them and holding them in his hands. ]
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[𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝘎𝐼𝑅𝐿 .ᐟ @prttyandpink]

* aww , that’s so sweet of -

( her happy little moment was cut rather short by an immediate realisation . )

* ahem ..

* how the HELL am I supposed to carry that much ice cream .ᐣ.ᐟ ’

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* i should get two ice cream stands for the next festival . .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* just believe in the heart of the puns, and you'll totally get the magazine .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* you almost got it, kid, just think about how great that magazine is.
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[ grabbing the magazine, placing it in the basket full of eggs and then putting the basket infront of where susie is inoutsiding. ]

* you don't have to hinge on the door too much, though.
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

[ Despite her best efforts, she doesn't reach the magazine. ]

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* and also. cone-gratulations to you, because i'm running a huge sale right now, buy two get two free .
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[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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[ looking over . . ]

* heh. two cones of ice cream? that'll be 4 bucks .

[ grabbing two cones - scooping up a fresh batch of ice cream, and just putting it on each of the two cones. ]
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[𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝑀𝐸𝒲 𝘎𝐼𝑅𝐿 .ᐟ @prttyandpink]

( @sansationalism )

‘ HEY .ᐟ HEY , YOU .ᐟ ’

( marching up to the skeleton’s latest business , one hand fumbling around in her pocket for payment . )

‘ two ice creams please , mew ~ ’

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* well, as long you don't knock it until you try it .

[ moving out of the way . . ]

* a new pun magazine arrived earlier, too, ''100 Puns About Doors, Grass and The Sky'' .

* you might have to be inside the shop to buy it though, not 'inoutside' .
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

⚹ What if I just go inside halfway 💢 ?
⚹ I'm not gonna be inside or outside the store then, right?
⚹ I'd be....
⚹ 'Inoutside' ? 💧

[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

i'm going to slime tf out of this skeleton bro 2 of them pissING ME OFF

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* but the door said the shop's clopen, so how could it be open?

* maybe it'll open in two years .
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

⚹ It said the shops clopen!
⚹ Wait then how did you enter...

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⚹ SO IT IS OPEN IF YOU ENTERED

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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[ opening the door . . walking in and closing it. ]

* no. the shop's clopen .

[ walking back out . . ]

* well, what'd it say?
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

⚹ Huh! Yeah, I guess that makes sense!
⚹ Hey, door! Can I go into this guys' store?

[🠑 sans. @sansationalism]

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* yeah. what if you get a reply?
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[𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 @EATSTHECHALK]

⚹ You want me to ask the door.