San Sharma

Creative Director at Wunderman Thompson, bronze badge at swimming, C Team school rugby, 1998.

[San Sharma @sansharma]

I was on BBC World News this morning, rattling on about Google rumours and under 13s on the web. Here's a clip... http://t.co/dyue9NcToI

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sulking Trump Totally Unable To Enjoy Advanced Screening Of ‘Bad Boys: Ride Or Die’ https://t.co/bnQ1fsMTfw

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

In the election I’m voting to deal with the emergency and oppose the far right. I’m voting with the most vulnerable person that I know in mind. The millions in poverty, who can’t physically or mentally survive another five years of this are my number one concern. My priorities are in order.

FPTP is undemocratic so I’m promoting the loophole and encouraging everybody I know and can reach with my platforms else to do the same. Tactical voting is how we will destroy the bastards that have ruined our lives for 14 years.

I will vote for Labour. My vote for isn’t based on loving them as a party or because they represent me perfectly, no politician ever will, it’s practical. I know they’ll do a better job, because my cat in a fucking bow tie would do a better job.

They’re the route out. That’s what it’s about for me and it always been. It’s logical. Not ideological.

Never make political figures your idols. it makes them beyond reproach. We’ve seen firsthand the horrors that populism brings. Send Farage into obscurity along with the Conservative Party, he’s how we ended up with BluKip. He’s a shit that won’t flush until we collectively reject his outdated fascistic irrelevant bullshit.

Vote against the National Front. Vote against upperclasshole conmen posing as patriots who destroy our lives so their hedgefunder donors can get even richer. Vote to take your country back from racists.

Then demand voter reform and press reform.

Vote tactically. Destroy them.

https://t.co/nH2T7f7Jpd

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@hannahprevett Ah, happy birthday mate! Xx

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Great thread! Someone option the film rights. Thanks

[Javi Lopez ⛩️ @javilopen]

"American Girl in Italy" (1951) is one of the most iconic photos of all time.

It tells a powerful story and raises big questions: is it a staged scene? were these men harassing the girl?

I'm going to tell you the true story behind this photo 🧵👇

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@MandyKullar Ah, happy birthday, belatedly! I just ordered Sunburn on your recommendation :-)

[Sheldon L. Tarpey @SheldonTarpey]

Love this take on Rishi’s ‘Maths to 18’ policy. The Creative Arts is one of the last industries the UK globally over-achieves in.

As ever with TikTok, the best content is always in the comments:
“Games Workshop makes more money annually than the entire UK fishing industry.”

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@hannahprevett @claires The piercing screams, you mean? You know in Spain, I’ve heard, the doctors do it before they hand you your baby to indicate whether it’s a girl or a boy!

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Is it just me, or is this season of The Crown the shittest yet? I’m howling at these little divorce vignettes in the ‘Couple 31’ episode 🤣 like those bits in When Harry Met Sally (if directed by Ken Loach)

[San Sharma @sansharma]

I actually keep a blog called “Where are you really from?”. Here’s the first post, about how I tackle that question (while revealing I’m not from upmarket Shrewsbury at all) 🤣 https://t.co/yTXIbga2L0

[San Sharma @sansharma]

“But… where are you *really* from?” If I had a penny for every time I’ve been asked that, I might afford a palace too.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Buckingham Palace household member resigns over "unacceptable comments" made to charity boss at Queen Consort's reception https://t.co/fSqGGyquol

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@marcblaskey Reminds me of the time JustEat invented lunch breaks https://t.co/JqP8lIrldD

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

Who remembers when Just Eat invented lunch breaks 😂

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Genuinely overheard in a Leyton dry cleaners and alterations shop just now:
“My trousers need altering.”
“What? They need watering?”
“Um, no altering?”
“Oh yes, we do that.”

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@marcblaskey It wouldn’t be a dry cleaners if they did lol

[HSBC UAE @HSBC_UAE]

Fraud has always been a faceless crime. Until now. There are many Faces of Fraud. This International Fraud Awareness Week, get to know them and learn their tricks. The more we share, the more we learn.

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Algorithm working overtime for me on ⁦@AppleMusic⁩

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Adam’s epic listen-along of @RollingStone’s 500 Greatest Albums is one of the last great threads on an unraveling platform. Follow before @elonmusk ruins it!

[San Sharma @sansharma]

Somebody set up https://t.co/SMX365aIv1

[San Sharma @sansharma]

If he’s that mad at a leaky pen, how furious is King Charles at Liz Truss for banning him from #COP27??

[San Sharma @sansharma]

@SENDMattersUK Are you joking? That’s gorgeous! You are both. Congrats xx