bird on a plane

só estou neste site pela zoeira

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia hi why does every time a train from LST to Ely gets delayed the Ely stop gets cancelled and the train only goes to Cambridge? it’s just happened, again, with the 15:54 service.

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia hi why does every time a train from LST to Ely gets delayed the Ely stop gets cancelled and the train only goes to Cambridge? it’s just happened, again, with the 15:54 service.

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia Will I be able to get a refund from my ticket if I decide not to travel?

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia that is not good enough, why are the tickets not accepted from KGX?

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia That doesn’t work for me unfortunately. What is the other option to Cambridge/Ely please?

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia Hi my train from LST to Ely has been cancelled, can I travel from KGX? Are tickets accepted in the underground as well?

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@greateranglia thanks, so I can just show my e-ticket to staff to go on the underground from kgx?

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@monsieurgabi sobrinho inteligente demais

[bird on a plane @santarelli]

@monsieurgabi fala pra ele pegar um ônibus e vir pra cá que eu dou cada comida e roupa lavada

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just found out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is important news.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

🇮🇱 to Lebanese people: When we’re done, you can come back safely to your homes

Their homes:

[deusa woke viviane @viviismo]

criança: ói tio desenhei um rosto ó → :-)

adulto: como você é inteligente criança! uma pequena gênia!

[20 anos depois]

ex-criança: eu tinha tudo...todo meu potencial de criança prodígio...jogado no lixo....

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Aki H Heikkinen @akihheikkinen]

Germany set to restore conscription.

So it begins.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins

[gabe @allgarbled]

elon drafting his “what did you get done this week?” emails to the head of every federal agency right now

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

You know how if a car alarm going off in the night stops temporarily, teasing you with a few minutes of peace and quiet, giving you the false hope that it’s stopped for good to let you get some sleep, only to start up again, it’s so much worse?

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman