Timey Wimey

Run, you clever girl ♥️

We are obsessed with Dr. Who over here!!

[Timey Wimey @santhemu_]

You eventually get over it
On a random Tuesday night
Maybe on the coldest day of winter
When nothing special happens
There's no sudden relief
Only a gentle loosening
Of what once felt unbearable
And that is when you understand
You survived what you thought would end you.
♥️

[whataboutyou @staceycutey]

Nimekaa nangoja salary kumbe Helb wamejilipa 😭😭🫴

[Cleopatra🌻 @thequeenze]

My libido is beginning to endanger me.

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[ala ☿ @calajms]

when i first start talking to a man, all i hope is that his dick is big

[buddy |🔻 @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Unaitisha mse wa cab number umlipe anasema “I will insert it myself” haha

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

no fly list

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

I hope this post reaches a good employer. I was served so extra diligently at an electricals shop on SheikhKarume by a student hustling while also studying. I told him with this work ethic, he will go far. DM if you’re looking for a good worker in this field. I can vouch for him

[Timey Wimey @santhemu_]

Now I know why office relationships are banned.

Why did my office crush stand up to help me in the middle of a presentation and I just lingered on his scent?

Though he does smell heavenly.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

any man who calls himself a “lover boy” is going to show you something very sinister and evil

[Samira Isimbi @Uwase_I]

Jackson Biko

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

For a girl like you that loves sleep and hates stress your career choice is questionable

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Summer vacation looking good

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.