Saint Patrick

21 | Professional Crowd Killer

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

@mksepp absolute hater i was conjuring that all day

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

knocking on her labia to see if I can come in

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

playing with her tits like prime fushigi balls

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

going absolutely belligerent at the library vending machine

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

putting cilantro under my pillow so i can wake up speaking spanish

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

bitches really be you’re of peein

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

@faget9261530128 thank you for your service mr marine

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

hitting the vape when i get something right on quizlet to set up that positive reinforcement

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

giving the head nod to the other straight boyfriends of bi women at chicago pride

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

@NotFromEarf when culver’s got that walleye I get all feisty with it

[earth angel🪽 @NotFromEarf]

nigga dis bitch amazing

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

they call me the mohel the way i be biting off foreskin

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

can’t get a bucket of chicken wings at jewel at 10 at night #literally1984

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

they call me john carmel the way im sauced up

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

@boomhotdog2 damn, without me?

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

@mksepp not with that attitude, i summon them like the peasants they are

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

just said gracias to the waitress at taco bell, feeling cultural

[The State Champ @6Astatechamp]

A lot of babes (female, 21+) are calling me the freak of the week

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My pussy got linkedin premium

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

my dads girlfriend hides viagra in peanut butter so he thinks he still got it

[Saint Patrick @santopaddy]

should have been buying property in hoboken instead of being in my dads sack