The Human Balloon

Writing. Pro wrestling. Music. Entertainment. Nonsense.

First person to snap the Limitless title on Boofa.

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Turns out @bobburnquist is the missing brother of @ClaudioCSRO and @trentylocks.

Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

@AEW @XGames

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If @ElectricCallboy doesn't get to play Elevator Operator at the @RecordingAcad Grammy's next year after getting nominated for Best Song, Best Video (Short Form), and Best Metal Performance, there is no justice in this world.

@TankTheTech

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Matthew 5:13 reads like a line @AdamColePro dropped in a promo on @The_MJF. 💯

@AEW

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@NylaRoseBeast #PurpleRainmaker

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@RefAubrey @NylaRoseBeast @AEW @UpperDeckSports @WillWashington @AEWonTV @NylaRoseBeast is a national treasure that needs to be protected by any means necessary.

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Can @ScottDAmore be my funcle? I could listen to him tell stories forever. 😳

@Cultaholic @TomCampbell @ChrisVanVliet

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@DMcIntyreWWE needed four more stitches (16) from the toolbox than @DarbyAllin needed (12) from eating that entire pane of glass.

Darby is immortal. I don't know how. 😳

@AEW #WWEBadBlood

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Piñata Dom.

#WWEBadBlood

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@SeanRossSapp https://t.co/arAnq5AK3Z

/\ that

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Didn't know @TripleH bought the @AEW women's championship at @SpiritHalloween 🤷‍♂️. #WWEBadBlood

@MariahMayx @TonyKhan

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Didn't know @TripleH bought the @AEW women's championship at @SpiritHalloween 🤷‍♂️. #WWEBadBlood

@MariahMayx @TonyKhan

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Whoever forgot to horizontally justify the @Wendys logo on the #WWEBadBlood graphics in the InDesign box: It hurts me. 😭

(THAT SAID, fully understand it may be corporate style guideline rules, and damn solid job on the design on the whole. 💯)

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Just finished listening to this week's @AEW Unrestricted, and now I want to buy a sewing machine and learn how to make gear. 🤷‍♂️

Did not have that on my bingo card for today. 😎

@daingersnake @RefAubrey @WillWashington

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This is why @ThePrizeCityOG is my favourite wrestler on the indies right now. Unbelievable talent.

The spot at ~1:00 made me yell cuss words while sitting alone in my car.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Brian Cage vs Alec Price on ROH was hilariously entertaining.

Haven't seen someone take such a vicious beating in a while. This squash ruled.

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Has anyone ever confused Shaggy and Shaggy2Dope?

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Made some additions to the whip.

😎

@thiswildlife

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@TonyKhan

Hear me out.

Next year at All Out.

@TruthMagnum & @turbofloyd_ v. @GREATBLACKOTAKU & @suavemansoor for the tag straps.

"Ya GOT to give the people what they want." - @ShutUpExcalibur

❤️

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@sufilindz @MandaLHuber @WillWashington Next time anyone speaks out of turn:

🎙️"Son when/You grow up/Will you be/The saviour of nonrizzlers/The betas/And the sus?"🎙️

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

This is what happens when you don't pay teachers enough

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@PostMalone I live down the street-ish from your show tonight. You down for some Commander when it's done? 🙂