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[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

can confirm my bath water looks nothing like either of these

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Testing saffron

[Hull City @HullCity]

How we start tonight's fixture 📋

#hcafc | @WestbrookWaste

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

@sarajcox my mum went to view a house and wanted to buy but they accepted an offer before she could offer one, their son is now my boyfriend (but not through that interaction) 🥰😛

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

if only he had the same energy for meghan markle

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Unless Phillip Schofield’s ex-lover contradicts his version of events to @TheSun & BBC, then it’s time to stop this relentless persecution of a guy who’s lost everything and looks right on the edge to me. He doesn’t seem to have committed any crime, and he’s not a Govt minister.

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

the woman just sat there is under rated

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

7 years ago the day I fell in love with the internet 🤦‍♂️�

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

looks like i am gonna be that brit on sunday in a greek bar, what a game 👏🏼 #ENGSWE

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

imagine the ofcom complaints if it was the other way round with davide and ekin-su 😵‍💫 https://t.co/IZ4hc5sVsr

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

is that maura on the right

[The Leadmill @Leadmill]

Today we have received some devastating news that in 1 year's time, our Landlord is evicting us and forcing us to close.

Please show your support by sharing this news & sending us your best memories that we can gather to help display all the reasons why #WeCantLoseLeadmill

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

accurate representation of working in a school

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Some days in farming are very good fun. Today isn’t one of them. Everything is going wrong simultaneously

[Ned Cooper @cooper_ned]

I WAS IN CARRIAGE E ON THE 14:05 STOCKPORT TO LONDON EUSTON TRAIN TODAY AND PICKED UP A BAG IDENTICAL TO MINE, BUT ALAS, IT WAS NOT MINE. HELP ME PROVE ITS WORTH HAVING THIS TOXIC APP AND RT FAR AND WIDE TO REUNITE ME AND SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH OUR RESPECTIVE BAGS.

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

sundays got me deeping that britain has a chain of pretentious bars called slug and lettuce, who thought of that one ?? slug ? lettuce ?

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

@elliekdavies knew you would enjoy xx

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

moonpig strikes again, my mums boyfriend forgot to change the name on her card 😂😂 happy birthday gina x A.K.A sharon

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

married with 2 kids 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

drunk me thanks sober me for leaving curly fries and nuggets in the freezer and sober me thanks drunk me for taking my make up off, now that is ✨ self-development ✨ #newyearnewme

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

alexa plays common people by pulp and my nan goes ‘is this foreign people’ 💀

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

popcorn at the ready!!!!!!

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

@EllaBlythen same pal, same

[saphron martin @saphronolivia]

so they are taking the same approach as they have done with prince andrew? shocking!