Saphra Shiell

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[Sive @sivenathinkosii]

pull the trigger

[Zion @zionszzn]

Can I be brutally honest ?!???

Working 60 mins to make a $20 bill is disrespectful.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The flight attendant when your seat is still reclined during landing

[qq @qosolqumayo]

me and my cousins apologized to the uber driver for being so loud and he said “don’t worry i have two dogs so im used to it”

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

My company finally got the Microsoft Copilot bill LMAOOOOO

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When your boss says "This is a quick meeting" and it's already been 45 minutes

[Ricky @MrRickySpanish]

Me when my wife says she doesn’t know where our daughter got her attitude from

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

I’m not lying to my friends about a bum ass nigga😂😂

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[niyeema @niyeema38]

I love when black people decide to be furthermore irritating lmaooo

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Yeah we know.
Why did this take 2 years to figure out?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how i disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they’ll ever meet