Sapiophile1989

Human resource professional, Registered Member of Institute of Human Resource Members,Proud father of two beautiful daughters, Manchester united loyalist.

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@WorldCupMedia_ Thomas partey?

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@wahomethuku The paradox is on another level

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@KijanayaKabras Ogeta is telling the truth.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The late Ngeno’s wife, Nayianou Ntutu has caused a seismic disturbance across Yamune land after she was spotted in Doha enjoying Kanamba speciioo and Shisha while unleashing dangerous Amapiano dance moves barely two months after her husband successfully connected to Sayuni's unlimited WiFi.

The self-appointed Yamune Marriage Council of Elders has emerged breathing fire, accusing the widow of moving on at Formula One speed. According to the elders, she should currently be stationed at the matrimonial home conducting roll calls for cows, sheep, goats & chicken left behind by the late MP, instead of boarding flights and living her best life.

What these elders seem to have forgotten is that marriage vows clearly state, "Till death do us part”. Once the husband checked out and secured his heavenly residence permit, the contract officially expired. Please allow the young widow to breathe.

She is still young, vibrant, and operating on full factory settings. Life did not end when Mheshimiwa took the express lane to eternity. In fact, several healthy, energetic, and highly qualified gap-fillers like me are already warming up from the substitutes' bench, waiting for transfer opportunities.

The woman is entitled to laughter, happiness, soft life, and occasional exposure to high-voltage electricity should she choose. Let mjane enjoy life. The deceased has already moved to a neighborhood where network coverage is excellent and earthly complaints no longer apply. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

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@Honcalebamisi This is hot air. U r trying to make your self relevant post Raila, same with sifuna, Orengo and babu, Ruto is smarter, embrace his development agenda.

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@itskipronoh Mumechabangwa

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@Honcalebamisi U and sifuna are the number one certificate vultures, you branded Baba's elder brother mediocrity, u didn't speak out because you were enjoying Linda Uhuru Kenyatta goodies.

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@BiancaNaom1 You are on point

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@edwinsifuna This is Linda Uhuru Kenyatta campaign strategy, u left Baba while he was still alive. U r overworking for Uhuru Kenyatta, he must have coughed trillions, keep making him happy but he won't make a comeback to state House in 2027 through you, or Matiang'i. Ruto is God sent.

[BLXCK @Callme_BigV]

No amount of distraction will make the camera man change his focus 🤭

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it.

The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern.

On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford.

On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.

 The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting.

On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.

 By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers.

The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs.

A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully.

On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it.

To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction.

Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended.

#FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

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@NjiruAdv Tell us about dcp

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@edwinsifuna @HEBabuOwino @orengo_james is that sifuna ama they can explain? Linda Uhuru Kenyatta

[Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Commentaries) @gpdkaluma]

Before Gachagua told Sifuna to leave the ODM Party and abuse our Party Leader Dr. Oburu Oginga, EGH.

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@SamatarGuleid @HassanAliJoho @Ahmedkadar1 Share the menu tuone prices kama ni affordable

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@Honcalebamisi When are you launching your party Bwana sisi ndio sifuna bullshit? When will you come out openly and campaign with wamunyoro? Linda Uhuru Kenyatta is your objective, Baba must be turning.

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Well put, please amplify and add that the linda Uhuru Kenyatta campaign to make a comeback in 2027 is dead on arrival. Sifuna is a betrayer, Babu shot Dj Evolve, we will remember. @edwinsifuna @HEBabuOwino

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

This morning, it was the turn of Kasmuel McOure to pick up from where Roseline Alionya left last Friday.

The Alliance High School old boy did not even wait to be told which side of the floor he should begin mopping from.

The carnage resumes next week. You're welcome.

[Antonellah Kakuko(The pastoralist Child). @Truepastoralist]

Deception Commedy Production (DCP) Presents...

Who knows the actors and the producers in this drama Skit ?

Mention them one by one.

Shame on the radarless, agendaless, planless, disunited opposition.

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@fit_ermined Their answer is sisi ndio sifuna other short stories, completely garbage. Ruto Tutam is the Mantra.

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@Broadbasedgal Never ever, tawe

[Swaavy @notswaavy]

This is exactly why you never underestimate a woman with a plan.

From a blackmail threat to a $50k extortion attempt, to an accidental "maid" comment... Gaby really just turned a PR nightmare into a political win.