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[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.

[✝️ (he/him) @RIPYANDHl]

wait i’m goated

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang resigns

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

tl;dr

> be me
> can't remember password
> press "4" 257 times
> authentication successful
> root access
> since 2016

[Deadlock Night Shift @DLNightShift]

In addition to our usual NA / EU show this week, we'll also be doing our first show in Asia-Pacific!

AUSKR has been designated the first defending champion due to recent results. With Pig8 from China and OT from Australia making up our two challenging teams - both with strong track records in the region.

Gotta clock in extremely early (or late) if you're from NA in order to see all the action!

[Entwife of Tunguska @TunguskaEntwife]

GM

[微糖去冰 @issign]

🪄✨星星魔法
#sandrone

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

I would like to congratulate the organizers of the 2026 Cybersecurity Awareness Month for putting together a truly spectacular event

[francis ⚞•⚟ @srchies]

parents, please check your children's candy. Last year we found the Hi

[juancy of #okaytwt @juancy1233]

Turn based rpg enemies for some reason:

[AdamBombGPK @AnimeGirlxXx69]

Scientist have discovered expensive hi

[josephine @notnonicegal]

There’s a certain point in the mornings when it becomes Step on Mama Time

[にこちゃまちゃんぬる @kawaii_nekoniko]

ゆで鶏むね肉ひじきオクラ醤油ラーメンたべました

[roCKy @cnkerr]

Got an espresso machine and my cat has been staring in fearful awe at it for 24 hours now.

[stypr @brokenpacifist]

No update: exploited
Auto-update: backdoored
Manually update servers just be cautious: CA certificate gets compromised

[Preston Thorpe @PThorpe92]

what a day for the security industry

[Daniel Lockyer @DanielLockyer]

The list of patched software versions continues to grow

[itewqq @lyq_sqsp]

Test your device with https://t.co/urtbNi5iBq
I still remember that my PhD collaborator's paper was rejected for "it is practically impossible for modern PKI to fail."

[Luis Pedro Coelho @luispedrocoelho]

Conspiracy theorists: the NSA has manipulated the standard setting process so HTTPS appears to be impenetrable, but they have a backdoor because of advanced mathematics beyond your imagination

The real world, so much dumber than they could ever imagine: the secret key is 4

[Tim Kanarsky @tkanarsky]

there should be an icann death penalty for ca's this incompetent