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pee is stored in the balls

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Asking me to call it Lunar New Year instead of Chinese New Year is like asking me to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas

Nope. Not going to let people politicize this or surrender to the altar of inclusivity

[🍻 @sapnu_puas__]

I love paying full price for a train that's going to get me to work late 😍

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@LandyT94 R U ok

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t take my word for it, just ask the Australian PM!

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Poor Yuki 😭

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Monday mornings and Sydney train delays already nice

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People without read receipts on WhatsApp are suss as fuck

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Sydney trains is a fucking joke. How do you fuck up twice in the same week. And on the fucking weekend too.

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Once upon a time... 🪞

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Did the reporter put the unfired bullet in that hole for the pic? C’mon 🤣

[🍻 @sapnu_puas__]

@DKasatkina I've taken 5 BBCs in my mouth and still choked less than you tonight

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@DKasatkina pull your head out of your ass

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@AlexeiPopyrin99 fucken dog

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Cameron Fucking Green

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Drinking coconut water is my new personality

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More money on my opal than in my wallet and bank account combined

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Everytime I'm drunk I open tiktok instead of uber

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Checo is the minister of fucking defence

[… @lurkmenistan69]

updated bases for dating in 2022:

1st base: fucking raw

2nd base: kissing on the mouth outside of sex

3rd base: opening up to each other about your biggest life traumas and how they impacted you

4th base: hanging out in public in the daytime

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Um why did I appear on my own fyp