Vontecomedy

Comedian . ΩΨΦ-ΣΔΔ . Alumnus of FAU . Dolphins fan . One piece fan .

[Vontecomedy @sappadabbado]

This will be an ongoing thread of me doing stand up comedy, quick joke vids, etc

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Hope this nigga don’t get infected during the zombie apocalypse

[Soft Life @softlife_space]

Trust me when i tell you. that one being carried is the one that gives her headaches😂😂

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Mase goes viral after his latest message to the world. 👀🤔

[ALY @aLLLymarch]

To be honest no one is having a better summer than Mariska lmao

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

This the news about Black People that never go viral, I wonder why!!! His name is Jeremiah Bledsoe.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

same bed size btw

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

An Argentine telling ishowspeed an american citizen in his own country to go home, I thought they were just racists turns out they’re dumb too lmaoo

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[Caleb Jordan Schulz @Based_Jedi]

My nephew and I are watching the Colombia v Ghana match and I introduced him to the greatest saved goal of all time by René Higuita in 1995 ⚽️

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[spicebae @spicebae_]

idk how to explain it but even if i didn't know she was married to a white man, this would confirm she's married to a white man

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘JURASSIC SHADOWS’, an anime about Ninjas vs Dinosaurs.

Directed by Norihiro Naganuma.

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Niggas be shooting niggas for shooting niggas that shot niggas for shooting other niggas

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

You’re telling me artificial turf is nearly twice as hot as real grass!? WTF

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital.

This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr

[Wild Life Reels 🌱 @WildlifeReels]

Hyena disgraced himself by fainting after having s*x with female hyena.

So embarrassing…

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

So who owns the boxers that has been hanging on the line for 15yrs?

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.