scott mckelvie

I'm a ayr lad living in Newcastle been here long enough to pretend to have a Geordie accent lol, keen martial artist

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@SandraRodkey Washington monument. Should become the trump erection.

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@BhattiLaib9960 It’s obviously the officers life

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@WHLeavitt Should be castrated publicly with two paving slabs

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@GlamBecks21 We will give you 100 quid and a magic carpet to fuck off.

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@Murk441 Society, internet, collected the Ten Commandments, fought evil and Islam when others wouldn’t

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@Excellentsalvic Thank fuck for that. He’d have to cut his cock off

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@Neccccy Ask her to come down out her tree.

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Please listen to this guy. Please listen, PLEASE. We love you on this earth, let’s make it a little longer.

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@SarahWorkx I’d have 10 and a criminal record.

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@WorkElizab Self respect and proportional legs

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Space cadets

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@Irina_exh Buy more and cover them in bacon

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@Jassmini2 “I’m here to speak to you about your boats extended warranty”

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As a former soldier, I laid down my rifle in 2015 after 10 years serving in Afghanistan and the war on terror. Yet today, watching the challenges facing Great Britain, I feel that same duty stirring again. My service ended, but my commitment to this country never will.

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@Alinavisoootime Dear ragebate, my dog has officially learned to speak English and so from now on I will be the one barking.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 You should give it a try, It’s pretty nice.

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@jennyhwy A nine o’clock shadow

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@WHLeavitt Kid knows his history along with his hands in his pockets. The Irish do this in defiance especially towards the British Crown.

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@WorkElizab Skin and cause I am fat mine is even bigger

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@Neccccy No