Sappernova

Engineer soldier. Degenerate star. Gaps cheerfully crossed or your money back.
She/ma'am.

See you in the breach.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

@pptsapper Thank you. Needed this.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

The burden of bullshit on the organized reserve has got to stop, or there will be no organized reserve.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Just had an NCOER returned for "excessive capitalization" and now the rating chain is going through the song and dance of unsigning, fixing it to the reviewer's personal preference, and resigning while all of them are currently working at their civ careers. Why can't we retain🤷🏽‍♀️

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Never hesitate to eat your ugly produce.

Unless of course you think it has a future on OnlyFans.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

@pptsapper Blessings on your house, anonymous benefactor.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Cancel compound interest on federal student loans.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

@car1ygoodman I'd be happy just to get back the hefty amount of taxes the government paid themselves when they graciously "paid" my student debt in exchange for 8 years of military service.

It's a scam from top to bottom.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

I'd go to the wall for my UMO and 25U. Good people are everything.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Lol okay Kylo.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Less than 48 hours after his shocking defeat, Rep. Madison Cawthorn took to Instagram to post a defiant, vengeful, and typo-riddled message promising a “Dark MAGA” comeback: “The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end." https://t.co/vNsENXeHas

[U.S. Army V Corps @VCorps]

Friday, during #DefenderEurope 22, an entire float ribbon bridge system from the @405thAFSB was employed by the 🇺🇸 🇫🇷 🇵🇱 and 🇸🇪 military forces to cross the Vistula River in Poland. #ItWillBeDone #StrongerTogether #WeAreNATO

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/bJGL7pPC0c

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Can confirm.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Look, ya'll can act fancy as you like, but apparently the dentist can still tell that you grew up on well water, couldn't pay for braces, and took a blunt object to the side of your face in middle school.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

So how is your unit's sleep readiness training working out? 🙃

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Ran across the sub r/battlestations - the thing that really ****ing sends me is not that folks have appropriated this language for their gaming setups, but the fact that grinding shit out on a PC is more accurate to military life than they might anticipate or relish. 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[Sappernova @sappernova]

"the whinging bad faith that is the native song of the Beleaguered American Job Creator"

https://t.co/kxZAzSOtwl

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Christ, if only. I have a SSG who would absolutely slaughter the event where you lecture a BN staff on the importance of convoy clearance times while simultaneously running interference with the state transportation office. The man deserves his day in the sun.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

I just want to know when we are running the Best Unit Movement Officer competition

[Sappernova @sappernova]

@LethalityJane Have met an astonishing number of people in the military who look about 25 until you look a little closer and realize that they are in fact 1000.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

@LethalityJane Swore his oath of commission with the Oath Rod of the Aes Sedai.

[Sappernova @sappernova]

Why do you hate baseball and fun, Bob? Sell our team, Bob.

[The Riverfront: A Cincinnati Reds Podcast @riverfrontcincy]

Sell the team, Bob!

Proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will go towards putting this message on a billboard in Cincinnati. https://t.co/lbmhVDVPS0

[Sappernova @sappernova]

"Balloon going up" has become this country's Pavlovian response to a gasoline price hike.😂

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Guys, I heard a 1SG changed PT uniform from jackets and long pants to just shorts and t-shirts.

The balloon is going up, obviously