keira 🐀

make it 19 baby

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

surprised they’ve never made the stoner Christmas movie where the wrong cookies get left out for Santa and the friend group who were planning on getting baked have to deliver the presents in his stead

[𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔 @HOLLYWOODBEEZYY]

just saw a “man” say he doesn’t support Kamala because he “knows how women get on their cycle”… President Harris is 60 years old. what fawkin cycle!!! 😭

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

His own Vice President will not be voting for him.

His former Chief of Staff will not.

His former Sec of Defense will not.

His former Nat Security Advisor will not.

His former Joint Chiefs Chair will not.

His former AG will not.

Because he’s dangerous and unfit for office.

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

i’m not even kidding: world war 2

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

[nobaragenda @nobaragenda]

I was 14 having panic attacks asking for replies to send me jschlatt pics to calm down

[McKenzie Atwood @MKatwood]

Yall remember when cartoons had high enough episode counts that they could just have an episode where the plot is like "ugh it's hot outside." I MISS THAT

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love allowing .exe files to make changes to my computer. Like do whatever u want babe. Its your world

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Extremely specific and weird gender affirmation is that my parents have removed me from the family clan history book because "technically daughters aren't supposed to be included."

Yay...?

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

Guy next to me on the train just said on a teams call he’s got to be offline for a few hours to sort some maintenance at his flat. We’re both on the way to the airport. This diva

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you gotta be one sick mf to eat an entire bowl of chocolate ice cream

[Dr. Mike Sell @mike_sell]

Grading a final exam whose last two sentences read, "This structure will help you organize your thoughts and ensure that each paragraph addresses the prompt effectively. Let me know if you need further assistance with fleshing out the paragraphs or refining the content!" 🙃

[🐝🍑🥤 @peachmilfshake]

My dad fell asleep at work today. They didn’t fire him, but they fired a girl for the same thing a few months ago. So he texted her and told her to sue them.

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

what do u even do at the met gala. like once you’re inside do they have like activities or something