:)

she/her •i stan only women and also lesbians

[:) @sapphicsaffitz]

@DavidHenrie @selenagomez so are y’all gonna be speaking on world issues like gaza?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

but WE are the ones indoctrinating kids ?

[Cetti Chan 🥷🏻🇨🇳 @vercetti_jay]

Took a couple hits of a blunt on my lunch break. Tell me why I drove home instead of my job lmfaooooo.

[Sean Speezy @sean_speezy]

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

[:) @sapphicsaffitz]

cancer biopsy tomorrow 😃

[:) @sapphicsaffitz]

me having a cancer scare at age 20 lol

[syd!!! @sydmonee]

toddlers find the weirdest shit on youtube like why are u watching a poorly animated video of sonic the hedgehogs funeral?? and why is mario there??

[Will @Willwindsor84]

Seems genuine

[Discursive anomalies, esq @sargoth]

*standing in direct sunlight taking 2 damage a second*
augh eurgh ugh augh augh ugh eurgh ohhg

[SunnyChi @SunnyChi]

So police spotted the vehicle, a short pursuit ensued and they managed to arrest him, a mass shooter, and take him in alive without firing 90 bullets…interesting

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

You know how bad working conditions has to be for middle age white men to be protesting?!

[32_male_houston @25_male_nyc2]

legit the best career advice i’ve ever seen

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

this specific scene is spongebob changed the trajectory of my life

[:) @sapphicsaffitz]

every few months i reread this tweet bc it makes me laugh

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!