sapphomoric

A veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

1- Voting
2- Higher education
3- Bodily autonomy

And for extra credit: PANTS, you dumb bitch.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[TexanRedGuard @TexanRedGuard]

y'all not woke enough I don't want 70% tax on billionaires I want the ruling class to be liquidated

[crusher 𓂀 @caliginouswaltz]

cannot stress enough how important this is

[minion🐻 @mmasichi0]

Ohhh Beatriz controlled it real quick 🔥🔥

[libby °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @sydsamira]

THEY GOT THE MAYOR?

[Christina @forestofcake]

Remember the case a while back of a teenage boy who killed himself after his classmates accused him of rape. Men were frothing calling for the death penalty for the girls, till it turned out he went to a all boys school and they never mentioned the case again.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Project Hail Mary is STILL top 5 movies this year

[trans m1das @transm1das]

this is how i found out ishowspeed dated a trans woman

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[Xela Hart @XelaHart]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[Flo | Side-Straddling Life Itself @MagnafoxOdyssey]

This has always been really clever to me. Of course a mechanic's garage would be a spa bath place for a robot.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

If he is somehow allowed to run for 2028 then Mamdani should be allowed to run.