being gay and anorexic is always fun like yea i Want you and i want to be you And if i look at for you too long sometimes i will want to gouge out me own eyes so im not consumed by burning fiery envy
manager saw me eating a sloppy huge burger on my lunch break because i've been uh. literally fucking starving all day and said "oh that looks healthy" bestie i will quit tomorrow. no skin off my back but it's gonna fuck up the next 2 months of your life minimum
bought a little canned cocktail. im wearing fake nails so trying to open it is going to be a struggle. i almost asked the cashier to open it for me. babes the open container laws
sexting with someone who goes to sleep at 10am is hell because sometimes they reply the next morning when i'm at work and then i have to be horny at work all day. hell on earth
mitski really went off with the lyric "i'm not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be" but unfortunately what my daddy wants me to be is healthy. mentally stable
gettin too bored at work these days and im starting to look at my coworkers like those cartoon characters who are so hungry they start hallucinating that everything is food. girl that ain't a ribeye, that's a messy situationship with years long repercussions waiting to happen!!!
boy broke up with me and i haven't told our mutual friend who set us up yet and uhhh honestly im feeling a little scorched earth rn. like fuck u fuck our friend im done with all y'all. i know that's not the emotionally mature thing to do but im craving
cashier at the local drug store asked if i wanted "just one" bottle of gin which. for my own sanity im choosing to believe was him running on autopilot and not a dig at my drinking habits
looking at pics of myself from 2016 for an instagram meme and i had the thought of "huh i wonder how much i weighed in this pic" like. great question let's consult the app where i saved all my daily weigh-ins from 2015-2018 ๐ฅด