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[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

robert pattinson should be in every movie and any time he’s not on screen all the other actors should say where is robert

[soph🇵🇸 @sappyoblivion]

the reason I won’t get a new laptop no matter how bad it gets because mine still has that

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Can you believe macbooks used to have giant glowing apple logos on them lmao

Hilariously trashy in retrospect

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[n birthday month @thintechgodhead]

there’s a flavor of blue ice cream in germany just called “smurf ice cream” and every time i ask someone what actual flavor it is they’re like idk man it’s blue. it tastes like blue

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Les expressions faciales, leur bagarre, la façon dont il essaie de les séparer pitié c’est tellement l’animal le plus drôle je suis en larmes

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

ryan gosling is who ryan reynolds thinks he is. i will not elaborate

[latke @latkedelrey]

the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[soph🇵🇸 @sappyoblivion]

I wish every cat would be soo loved and treated well. It makes me furious and sad how cruel people can be

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

Dweeb, the most ridiculous baby jank ever, is out of the hospital! He goes back on Tuesday for his jaw surgery. For now, he has a feeding tube so we can make sure he gets nutrients and meds. He's starving and so frantic around food :( little guy has been wasting away

[soph🇵🇸 @sappyoblivion]

To be fair, I’ve been here a little over a week and I haven’t seen a single spider yet

[Cybernaut @xCYBERNAUTx]

@aaraynsh Meanwhile wildfires, giant spiders, and deadly snakes:

[trash jones @jzux]

this makes me want to cry for ten years straight

[soph🇵🇸 @sappyoblivion]

This comparison is just insane.

[Manuel Breathing @ManualBreethin]

@bibliotechture @barbarismcrit What's immoral about baking a recipe that a bad guy had. Have you ever heard of separating the art from the artist?

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

The Nazis did this as well.

They would steal the belongings from Jewish people as they loaded them on the trains to the camps.

Disgusting seeing it happening again.

[soph🇵🇸 @sappyoblivion]

Zohran Mamdani the man that you are

[Alpha100 @100_alpha]

#NewYork City Mayor #ZohranMamdani ends ties with #Israel, terminating contracts with #Israel linked companies.

#DontStopTalkingAboutPalestine

[lex⁷ ࣪⭑ MET RINZY @bedzard1s]

genuinely who GIVES A FUCK if people are here undocumented. you could not pay me to care.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.