Apurva

Don't mess , I give shockers with a grease ।satire

[Vishal Pandey @Vishal_aawaj]

एक ब्राह्मण का श्राप है,

अखिलेश यादव 2027 में भी सीएम नहीं बनेंगे,

[Yogi Adityanath @myogiadityanath]

कुछ लोग जर्जर भवनों की फोटोग्राफ सोशल मीडिया पर दिखा रहे हैं।

'जिन लोगों' के इशारे पर दिखा रहे हो न, ये उन्हीं के स्मारक हैं...

[Apurva @sapurva28]

@jawanorkisan Fake old video

[Apurva @sapurva28]

@IndiaAllliance Fake video ai created

[Apurva @sapurva28]

@Pawankhera Yeda fake news ki factory hai

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Tight slap on the face of Udupi Swaad Restaurant by the Bombay High Court.

Restaurant's license was suspended by the FDA so they went to the High Court for relief.

Judges: You were using banned analogue paneer.

Restaurant: But sir, they suspended our license without issuing any improvement notice.

Judges: You didn't mention on the menu that you were not using real paneer. You are making people eat something rotten by making them believe it is paneer, and you are saying that an improvement notice should have been given to you?

Restaurant: Sorry, sir. We will not use analogue paneer again.

Judges: You need to suffer for some time. You are making people suffer by using analogue paneer without declaring it. Now, you just suffer for some time.

Restaurant: Please sir we have suffered a loss of revenue and reputation.

Judge: So what? Wait for the FDA to file a reply. Next hearing on September 7.

Relief denied.

[Sameet Thakkar (Modi Ka Parivar) @thakkar_sameet]

With today's event in Pune Congress has lost minimum 2% vote share accross India.

The Dumbness of Rahul Gandhi is enough for people to not vote for Congress.

Till the time he is there Congress will never come to Power in Maharashtra & India.

Save This !!

[Aravind @aravind]

What if I say, these Indians are being programmed by social media to act against the nation's interests by inciting them using politics, religion, region, and caste?

They do it because it gives them power against some imaginary "oppressors" the govt has been made into by communists cleverly?

And why is this social media programming not being controlled or even countered by MIB & MeiTY for some reason for many years?

[BALA @erbmjha]

This is heartbreaking.

The CJP ecosystem and Saurav Das were using a video of children raising slogans against their school principal to push a narrative.

Now, a video has emerged in which a child is crying and saying that they were offered biscuit packets to raise those slogans.

Absolutely pathetic and shows a complete lack of humanity. Children should never be used as political or ideological props.

Saurav Das and CJP owe an explanation and an apology.

@MinistryWCD Please take cognizance and look into this.

[Prakash Dadlani @prakdadlani]

When Indians started assembling mobile phones, people mocked us for doing "screwdriver giri."

Little do they realise that, that is exactly how every manufacturing ecosystem begins.

First, you assemble.

Then someone asks, “Why are we importing this part?”

They make the part.

Then someone makes the machine that makes the part.

Then suppliers, engineers and factories show up.

And suddenly, an ecosystem exists.

That's what is happening with mobile phones.

The interesting part is..

If India can build one of the world's most complex consumer products, imagine how many simpler products we still import.

Every one of them is an opportunity waiting for someone to ask:

“Why aren't we making this in India?”

Add India's strengths in software and AI to manufacturing.

And I think we're sitting on something much bigger most people can realise.

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

आरक्षण तो जाकर रहेगा अखिलेश!
चाहे भाजपा सवर्णों के खिलाफ हो चाहे सपा खिलाफ हो, सवर्णों के साथ अत्याचार अब हम नहीं सहने वाले जो करलो तुम सब मिलके!

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Kuchh jyada hi nahi bol gaya yeh Safed Baal Wala Chaprasi? Sadly, even after all this, Sonia Ghandy doesn't remember his name.

Anyway, not only .@AmitShah Ji's team is recording it, but CM .@himantabiswa Ji's hand is itching.

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Be Honest...10 yrs ago.. Did You Ever Imagine Indian Trains Giving You an Airplane Like Experience?

This deserves to go VIRAL...

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Tu khud AAPiya hai ..

This is what happens when anarchy meets anarchy. 👍🏻

[Apurva Singh @iSinghApurva]

खुद AAP के हो, दूसरों को सर्टिफिकेट बाँट रहे हो कौन BJP का है कौन नहीं। 😂

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

X accounts of Pamphlet and Abhijit Iyer Mitra Locked

Probably because of the Legal Proceedings initiated by Saurav Das

We will have to fight this in Court @Pamphlet_in @Iyervval

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

Meanwhile Ashutosh Ranka himself 🤡

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

यह बात वह जातिवादी नेता लिख रहा है जिसके परिवार का अजन्मा व्यक्ति भी अल्ट्रासाउंड में हाथ में सांसदी या विधायकी का टिकट लिए दिखता है।

[End Reservation - Arakshan Mukt Bharat @OfficeAbhishekT]

आप सिर्फ शेयर करें 🙏🙏🙏
कौन कहता था आरक्षण पे 4 लोग नहीं आएंगे
देखो 40 हजार आये है अभी 4 लाख लोग आएंगे और 4 करोड़ भी ❤️❤️❤️

[Apurva @sapurva28]

Arakshan bimari hai aur bimari ka ilaaj jard se karna chahiye