liquor bandit

queens of the stoned age

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Maybe our bitches are our soul mates and boys are just people to pick us up late night and take us to McDonald’s

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

I can’t wait to go to the ocean next weekend

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

shit 3x before 8am on a Friday going to be a skinnnnny legend in a kini this weekend

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Puff puff pass Is a mantra

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Just b urself unless urself means u ain’t fun then figure out ur shit

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Had a dream I smoked a fat J on a tire swing at my work picnic

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

A lil two step a lil flirt

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Shouldn’t be textin n drivin but be tweeting

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Look at ur skin
Look how it shines for you
It was alll orange

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

On Fridays. I’m orange

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when ur boob tape rips off your spray tan <<<<

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not so much of a puke n rally but a shit n rally type of girl

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

fk ur insta show me a titty

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my personality resembles a wet rat with rabies #feral

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

cooter out
cooler full

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need to touch grass aka shake ass

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

if you mans shows up with flowers to ur shower u only do butt stuff bc ur gay

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

bc boyfriends kiss ur feet & husbands r dumb

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

boyfriends > husbands

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

Mhmmmm drake summa time to doc drugs & hit the clurb

[liquor bandit @saquireella2k2]

pet peeve: a man making dinner and asking u how the f to make it the entire time

GOOOOOGLE IT U MOROON