Cassie

you can take the girl out of queens, but you can't take queens out of the girl

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Nooners. 4 the boys.

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

Biomedical engineers have created an elastic glue that can seal wounds in 60 seconds.

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

my boyfriend a year ago: no way i’m not drinking wine that’s gross

my boyfriend now: so are you thinking a riesling or moscato for tonight

[julie @jukietweets]

My dad went off

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Well... I did it.

[Kadri @kadrinesimi]

Ah yes iced coffee. The most important meal of the day

[Dervla @DervlaLena]

Catholic school kids in the hallway before a religion test

[Kyson Facer @kysonfacer]

Bird Box was the MOST STRESSFUL MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN... Tom is a saint... i cried a lot... I’m afraid to go outside now... 10/10 recommend...