sar ✨

a well put together mess

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

I’d like to thank sourdough bread, for absolutely nothing in particular but y’all deserve some recognition

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

@manpurse_ Depends on the day lol

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Watching your boyfriend willingly take out the garbage

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Gail, how do you know this?!

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Pedestrians are very durable

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Why my neighbours should hate me; I’ve been singing along to various bangers from musicals all afternoon

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Dating a car guy is fun until he interrupts your relaxing bath to ask you to drive him to the shop to pick up his 10,000th car

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

They should have a restaurant where you can lay down

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am too old for any “u up?” bullshit like sorry if you want to see me send me a fucking google calendar invite 10 days in advance

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

NEED to know the story behind this yard sign

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

the time and effort you put into appreciating and adoring yourself will be nothing but worthwhile

[meghan hughes @MeghanHughes]

i’m so proud of myself for where i’m at in life right now

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Same, Gail. Same.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not know how to successfully end a conversation

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Love is picking out boogers from your 100 year old cats nose, it just is

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

You ever try to apply for financial aid for med school, get stressed and drink in the bathtub? Saaaaaame

[🌜Sibylline🌛 @Sibylline_M]

Haven 🌊

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

I feel like we’d get along lol

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

“you gonna fuckin adopt me or what”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every time i see an old pic of myself im just like “where the fuck did that jacket go?”

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

how much longer is mercury in marmalade, i can’t keep living like this

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

Get kicked out of office. It’s time.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Get vaccinated, and get boosted. It’s time.

[sar ✨ @sar_doug]

I accidentally over cooked the chicken while meal planning for the week. No, I’m not okay. No one likes dry chicken. But my walk tonight was nice ☺️ @ Cowichan Bay, British Columbia https://t.co/XnWT9EzrIL