𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌

breakin hearts and rippin farts

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Infertile Tawny Owl's lifeless eggs are replaced with orphaned chicks while Tawny Owl is away 😳

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This is an amazing video. We should be learning from our history and each other. Worth a listen!

[Jake @JakeCan72]

Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.”

This could have gone very wrong.

Then the lead singer opens his mouth.

The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect.

Turn the sound on for this one.

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the WH press corps. You’re laughing but this is what’s happening.
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated a behavior like that from me.”

[Jay @JhonM888]

* Me acuesto a dormir *
La notificación de Duolingo:

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

‼️TB: He said the quiet part out loud!👏🏼

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Cutest animal on earth - a hatchling crocodile! Hard to believe this little guy will grow to be the largest reptile on earth and an integral part of the ecosystem.

[Duha.. @Sadecemihenk]

More than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public.

Cannibalism. Rape. Murder. Pedophilia.

Not a single arrest. Not a single investigation.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Senses Fail released Calling All Cars as a single on this day two decades ago. https://t.co/bGMBAhAF0t

[𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 @sara42O]

Still yes

[𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 @sara42O]

I need a fucking tattoo

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Ralph Yarl, age 16, knocked on the wrong door in Missouri and was shot.

He went to the door at the wrong home to pick up his younger twin brother and that’s when he was shot, according to police.

CBS affiliate KCTV reports: “The correct address Yarl was attempting to go to was a block away. According to the victim’s Aunt, Faith Spoonmore, the homeowner opened his door and then opened fire on Yarl. The man, whose identity has not been released yet, allegedly took a second shot at Yarl, hitting him in the head again.”

According to KSHB TV: “Yarl was shot by a homeowner after mistakenly arriving at the wrong address — 1100 block of Northeast 115th Street instead of 1100 block of Northeast 115th Terrace.”

The shooting happened April 13th.

The shooter was held by police for 24 hours, pending investigation, but then released.

“I want everyone to know that I am listening,” Kansas City police chief Stacy Graves said at a news conference at Kansas City police headquarters downtown, “and I understand the concern we are receiving from the community.”

“Yarl is the utmost example of how you want a young man to carry himself in this world,” said one of the teen’s longtime teachers to the Kansas City Star. Meara Mitchell, a teacher of Yarl’s for several years, called his shooting “incomprehensible.” She described him Sunday as a “stellar human-being” with a “quiet fortitude.”

KCTV 5 adds: “Yarl is a section leader in his school’s marching band and is said to be a top-base clarinet player in the state of Missouri.”

[𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 @sara42O]

@thinnlinzzyy Lmao no

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

‘Do you need me to send you on a vacation’ is how I would like to be comforted going forward.

[𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 @sara42O]

@thinnlinzzyy I’m trying really hard to picture it as a booty hole but I just don’t see it lol

[𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 @sara42O]

@fasc1nate Okay but that was awesome