not saraH

saved by taco bell and LOTR

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

@RiotFest @blinktattoo

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Set your alarms. Riot Fest 2026 lineup and tickets are dropping on Thursday, May 28 at 10AM CDT.

We’re giving away a pair of 3-Day VIP tickets to the festival. Here’s how to enter:
- Retweet this post
- Tag the friend you’d like to bring with
- Winner picked on 6/4

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA: “Democrats boycotting the State of the Union are immature.”

MAGA one month ago: “We’re boycotting the Super Bowl halftime show and making our own because the singer speaks Spanish.”

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

“Why are you bitches getting hysterical about a globally organized pedophilic rape ring that murdered little girls chill out” is genuinely what some of you sound like rn

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: As Trump illegally bombs Venezuela and captures its president, a video of him promising to not start wars and deliver only peace is going viral.

The entire Senate should grow a spine and call for impeachment.

[Brittany D☁️ @vigilantebrittt]

Me watching everyone bitch about a nye wedding when I know for damn sure I would love to go to one bc I’m so over making new years plans in my 30s

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

@blinktattoo I know a guy.

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

Kinda crazy a man facilitated a garage gym for me.

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

She’s how I got to go to Maine this fall and almost didn’t come home because it’s gorgeous and amazing and I ate so much lobster and all the oysters and I kinda really wanna live there

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

One of the perks of having a bestie who’s a photographer is that her client base takes her all over. So I guess I’m going with her to New York in the spring & again in May.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Sit down republicans.

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

Pro tip: if you gotta lift the 90-95% max’s in the AM, 10/10 recommend Jewel fried chicken and potato wedges (Publix is good too) for dinner the night before bc the weight was moving SMOOOOOTH today (I’m a couple days behind on the plan leave me alone). #carbs #protein #Squatober

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think many of your problems stem from the fact that you’re not keeping it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

Me, my mind palace, and the only two things in it: Taylor Swift and Sleep Token songs

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

Me, my rage, and Cancelled!

[not saraH @saraWHO0]

Me and my feelings, singing Damocles through the tears