sara

i think you're a joke but i don't find you very fuuuuuuuunnnnyy

[sara @sara_lyon7]

“So, when did you realize college was different than high school?”

When my orientation leader gave us a tour of her house and juuled in our group’s faces & then continues to tell us to call her if we ever need a minor taken off our record.

[sara @sara_lyon7]

@UMDBulldogs @UMDWHockey @hoopsbrewing Wallin

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

The second you bring your comforter to you couch it’s basically over mentally

[sara @sara_lyon7]

The fucked thing about Minnesota is that we have seasonal Dairy Queen’s

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Hey just feeling like an absolute grandma with a home button on my phone still

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Hi
Did you guys start your advent calendars at 1 or 25?

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Also got locked in my room today so that’s cool

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Steaming hot pizza rolls are honestly horrifying

[sara @sara_lyon7]

So glad I don’t have to stress about my locker combo anymore not gonna lie

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Listen to the scientists.

[sara @sara_lyon7]

If I forget mascara I just put in eye drops

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Does anybody really now how long to microwave anything?

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Went to the wrong zoom class today

[Enazhi Carpet Weed @AuntyCarpetWeed]

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[b @doyalikebaileys]

my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience

[sara @sara_lyon7]

I cannot wash a whisk

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Why do parents always charge their phone in the kitchen

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[sara @sara_lyon7]

Great grocery list for your shopping needs!!

[sara @sara_lyon7]

@Adriasolutions They didn’t have one :( but I proceeded to explain mine was a weevil

[sara @sara_lyon7]

One time I was finishing my job interview and they asked if I had any more questions and I couldn’t think of anything so I asked them what their favorite insect was...