Sara.

vet tech/hot mess.

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

have you ever felt a meme deep in your soul????

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

monday being my day off is incredibly boring 🥲

[senia che @drawntosenia]

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

I don’t pay attention to speed limits I pay attention to the vibe of the road

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

i 100% care about your spotify wrapped. plz post that shit

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

@TheDrunkJake okay, shoot

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

the receptionist at my orthodontist just asked me if i needed a note to excuse me from school 😭😂

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

@DickisonA But in a hot way

[nothing new🧣 @cryinleadchange]

I be like “fall is my favorite season” and then cry and feel depressed constantly as soon as the sun starts setting before 8

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

me sending my eighth ‘sorry my replies have been so bad lately’ message knowing full well i’ve been like this for over a year

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

There comes a point in your adult life where you come to terms with the fact that you’re always down to eat a hot dog if one is available

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this tweet goes out to all of the people just sitting in their cars. i know y’all must be down so bad you can’t even walk into your own job or house

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

sometimes you just gotta leave work go get an ice cream cone & then have a good cry in the parking lot before you clock back in. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier??

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

man my neighbor sure is a bitch.

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise

[Sara. @saraa_cottrill]

things my dog has destroyed:
-our brand new couch
-our brand new coffee table
-the bottom step of our staircase
-my favorite sandals
-so much makeup and can’t even remember it all
-my sanity
-my will to live

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Ohio: "we're opening up everything"

Ohio: we ripping up every road so you can't there tho