sara🫶🏼

25 & in love w my misery

[destiny⁷ @dreamydestinyy]

this is why is I’m skeptical of the male loneliness epidemic bc a lot of you are just shitty people that repel the people around you

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

mike tyson:

- is a trump supporter
- is a rapist (was convicted of rape in 1992, sentenced to 6 years in prison, served 3)
- abused Robin Givens (& said "that was the best punch I've ever thrown in my entire life"
- attended an IDF fundraiser

i do not bow.

[regular bink @srirachos]

Men are like egg. by the dozen. many to come by. Women are like flower. each unique. no beauty like the other.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

not at the same time cause they're brothers but they can take turns on me every 5 minutes while the other waits outside the door

[Moe Szyslak @Mad_Dad2020]

We went thru my kid's iPad. My wife is upset but "Latina twerk compilation" has me crying tears.

[Alexandra Kleeman @AlexKleeman]

A year ago we were being told that Israel would never bomb a hospital even when all evidence indicated they had. Now they’ve bombed every hospital in the region and there’s no outrage, no call to action, no mention of this latest atrocity.

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

In America, if you're too poor to even have a home, the governor will send police after you and personally steal what little you have left.

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

hotel california eerily plays in the background

[alina @witcherself]

she worked for days and days to win silver and now only thing internet talks about its her beauty. i do hate men.

[brandon* @brndxix]

i will personally fetch those tea boxes out of the ocean if they do

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

he's talking about being forced to pay child support

[kaylee!! @kalesus_]

every single day of 23 has felt exactly like this

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

i just know this bitch was having a BALL in my head when airport security asked me to open my suitcase and instead of warning that i packed tightly and my clothes would spill out i mistakenly said the bag was going to expl*de

[J🇺🇸 @the_fem_tm]

This is why so many men are “blind sided” by a relationship ending. They think their wife/gf has finally chilled out about the things that used to bother her when in reality she’s given up and doesn’t care anymore. She’s planning her exit.

[F.K.A Biriyani @fkabiriyani]

I want Imane to sue that racist hag so badly that she ends up owning part of the Harry Potter franchise.

[Kryzen ⊬ cbus! @whyKryzen]

the girl: i don't see you as a sex object and want to spend my life with you

men: this is outrageous wtf how dare you

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

How do conservatives go into a mall without pissing themselves

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Don’t ever feel insecure about being the lifeline of the party.