tony soprano’s goomah.

hello moto~

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"when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."

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Aw jeez guys…

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

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something has gone so wrong with my brain in 2025 that i’m now moving through life thinking barely anything is real.

it’s chill tho.

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anyone else’s 2025 just been flip flopping between the absolute best time and times so fucking bad you’re shocked you’re still functioning?

there has been 0 in between. in protest i will now be so painfully neutral. blow up my house or something and ill just shrug at this point.

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woke up this morning…

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finally moving and idk how i’ve acquired so much shit

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Trading this in for Big was self hate

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i can’t explain why but my body NEEDS a chilis triple dipper.

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i know i’m a real adult because i just put out a text blast to everyone i know about yankee candles sale - buy TWO, get THREE FREE.

i am very excited.

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Chanel using veridis quo in their marketing videos just made my head explode…in a good way

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just plugged in a new oil diffuser that smells like christmas trees.

September 2nd, merry christmas!

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irish good-bye’d the party last night to go to longhorn steakhouse.

it was delightful.

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@budderednoodle “i’m actually not happy to see you, it’s a literal banana”

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fun first date idea: i hook you up to a polygraph machine and ask if you’re a decent man.

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on the outside i may seem ok…

…but deep down i really miss/can’t get over bugaboo creek.

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this fourth we’re gagging on glizzys and showing titties.

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911 is down … ladies go make him pay for what he did to you.

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10pm monday, laying in bed, thinking about raising canes chicken tenders, sauce, and slaw.

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one thing im kinda upset about is my dad needs to borrow my car while im away and i’m not going to be here to see my 6’5 shit brick house of a dad drive my tiny white jetta.

i just want to be here to say yas queen as he pulls away. :(

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sitting in my bed eating meats and cheeses while starting the sopranos from the top.

don’t tell me i don’t know how to party.

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

honorary pride month post 🏳️‍🌈