sara

just tits, no talent

[sara @saraadejong]

jeans are impossible!!!!!! it’s like do u want muffin top, camel toe, or diaper ass today?? all of the above? Cool, me too.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

the united states is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

[halsey @halsey]

Omg this is such a controversial question. You guys have such STRONG takes haha

[halsey @halsey]

hello Dutch friends. I want to buy de ruijter online because I can’t stop thinking about hagelslag but which do I get? Dark? Milk? Pure? Chunks? Small? help

[sara @saraadejong]

I don’t really care about electronics when it comes to a breakup but I didn’t have a chance to take my half of the keef this time around & that might be what hurts the most

[Just Dylan @D_Fort5]

This corona outbreak would be a lot cooler if it would have happened in September of 2016 and cancelled the wedding I was a groom in.

[sara @saraadejong]

I almost asked a woman in New Orleans for some floss before I realized it wasnt floss and it was just her AirPod case

[sara @saraadejong]

I get an unusual amount of compliments about my bitmoji

[sara @saraadejong]

@TriggaMurda Come back and do a nice drive through downtown Nanaimo, we got that plus junkies shooting up in between their toes now 🤟🏼

[sara @saraadejong]

@kacietaylor9 @rebeccastou @hannahstannard_ I got the bread 🥖

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

You’re welcome.

[sara @saraadejong]

@rebeccastou @kacietaylor9 REUNION💚

[sara @saraadejong]

@kurlyjensen they’re a game changer for sure!!

[sara @saraadejong]

@taniswatson ya...... CHANGE THE PEOPLE YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH

[T @tylerthecreator]

OK LAST TWEET, I WAS IN THE FRONT, AND I HEAR "TYLLLERRRR!" AND I LOOK TO MY LEFT, AND THIS GIRL, RED FACE, PUFFY, WATERFALL OF TEARS LOOKED INTO MY SOUL AND SAID, TREMBLING WITH ANGER "...WHAT ..THE ..FUCK!.........IS THIS SHIT!" NIGGA I TURNED AWAY SO QUICK SHE WAS PISSED BRO

[sara @saraadejong]

@kaleighhargrove and wasps when they’re in ur car

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Shia LaBeouf was the perfect person to put in the hot seat to answer my #BurningQuestions, and he did.

[sara @saraadejong]

@eelderfield beeeen there my friend. make sure you take care of your mental and put yourself first because no job is worth losing yourself over ❤️

[sara @saraadejong]

@faithsiklic to be fair ur ex didn’t charge u rent either, his brother did 🤷🏼‍♀️

[sara @saraadejong]

“If it’s not dangerous you’re not enjoying it enough.” @DanaMurray - on extreme eating