Sara Heller

Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero.

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[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

Well guys I'm now at that age where you increase the font on your phone.

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

Could hear the local high school drumline performing at the neighborhood elementary school this morning. A coworker made delicious zucchini bread to share. We are approaching a 3-day holiday weekend. This is the perfect Friday trifecta. 🔟/🔟

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

I asked my girls what they thought they'd be like in 30 years; chill like Randy or a spaz like me. They both said chill and agreed a family should only have 1 spaz. So now I'm known as the family spaz which probably comes as no surprise to anyone.

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

#SKOL

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Made the decision to NOT go on my usual Saturday #costco run because I didn't need anything. Is this what being responsible feels like?

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Don't get me wrong I love a good time but the thought of going back to a hibachi where they blast food and "saki" in your mouth ... no thank you.

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

Ordered a Lyft in Boston and the driver changed the radio station to country after my white family from the Midwest boarded his car. He profiled our taste in music incorrectly but I appreciate the effort. 5 stars. #lyft #boston

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

The older I get the more I aspire to become a Disney adult. #WDW #Disneyland #Disney

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When I see an old teacher / professor out in public it basically feels like I've spotted a celebrity.

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This reminds me of the time I ordered some random Starbuck's drink with an extra quad shot of espresso and the barista had me so scared about how much caffeine was in it I didn't dare drink it cuz I thought my heart would explode.
https://t.co/ROmSKWL0LN

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

If you're the type of person that eats a whole green pepper in place of sandwich bread just know I don't trust you.

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

You ever open the oven door and a blast of searing heat punches you in the face and you're convinced your eyelashes n eyebrows melted off your face cuz me too.

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@PS5StockAlerts Me getting clowned by Walmart for the 6th time on this PS5 drop

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Masks with a nozzle give off that Hannibal Lecter vibe. #covidtingz

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I somehow managed to get on the spoons side of TikTok. Like people playing spoons as an instrument. And I'm not even mad about it. #TikTok

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I mark "important" emails as unread and then wait an absurd amount of time (without referencing them again) until they are no longer relevant so I can delete them. Is digital hoarding a thing?

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As a kid I thought quicksand was going to be a bigger problem than what it turned out to be.

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Okay serious question for those of you that talk on speaker phone in public. Just ... why?

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Stanley Tucci is the American treasure we never knew we needed. #StanleyTucci

[Sara Heller @saraalison75]

52 DAYS!! Filmed version of Hamilton on Disney+ will be available on July 3rd! The countdown is on! #Hamilton #hamfam #DisneyPlus