sara

👍: pugs, turtlenecks, @roltheatre, bad dance movies.

[sara @saraaltier]

@CristinCulver @Honeyjar_AI Michelle is literally unstoppable 💥💥💥

[sara @saraaltier]

@anildash Let’s figure out how to bring Glitch emojis over! I’m on this 🕵️‍♀️

[Fastly @fastly]

Today, we’re welcoming the @Glitch team and community to #Fastly.

Together, we believe in giving all developers, regardless of their background or experience, the tools to build performative, secure, and scalable apps.

Find out what’s next for us: https://t.co/8d7YgonrTS

[sara @saraaltier]

@ejgreenberg 💓

[sara @saraaltier]

@eatmoresnaxx This thread made me cacklecringe

[sara @saraaltier]

@TeresaLynn9 Oh hell no.

[sara @saraaltier]

Just discovered a former friend and his wife are wild antivaxxers. He works in biotech. We should let his employer know he doesn’t believe in science, right?

[sara @saraaltier]

I've been having some really dark days lately thanks to post-hysterectomy hormones, so my boyfriend bought me a new trashcan to cheer me up. Ahhh, romance.

[sara @saraaltier]

@BrittanyFurlan My sister named mine CYST MCCONNELL 🤣

[OASIS @sfoasis]

AUDITIONS are OPEN for ROCKY HORROR SHOW at SF OASIS! https://t.co/lLTJayOqEQ

[sara @saraaltier]

I can’t believe I’m awake at 6 am to watch Jeff Bezos in a peen shaped rocket.

[sara @saraaltier]

I watched it, and this tweet didn't age well.

[sara @saraaltier]

Should I be worried that I'm sort of excited to watch the new Space Jam?

[sara @saraaltier]

Should I be worried that I'm sort of excited to watch the new Space Jam?

[sara @saraaltier]

Awesome job alert! 🚨 and working with @ejgreenberg is a dreeeeeam!

[Elaine Greenberg @ejgreenberg]

I'm hiring an internal comms lead!!!!!!! Super exciting role, and super exciting time to be at Notion. Come work with me: https://t.co/sHo5tvgWb2

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Paxton, thank you for having the courage of your convictions and inspiring Texas with your refusal to accept injustice as the price of participation in civic life.

May we all use our place in this democracy to fight for what we believe to be right and follow your example!

[sara @saraaltier]

I just did corporate, team-building improv over zoom while sober. AMA.