sara pinedo🇲🇽

[1bandx1soun! @1bandx1sound]

melanie rolled her eyes as kenzie poured her heart out but can’t handle bea rolling hers ?????

[7rq @gloccnim]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Crystal ᥫ᭡ @c_amazee]

Going to the gym after work takes a different level of discipline.

[meow @catsizedchair]

idgaf if i lose ass or boobs just make me skinny

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

we said DONALD not DOLLY!!!! OMG BRUH

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Mediocre Housewife • 💕🌈 @nathsparkles]

Me compré una camisa 3 tallas más grande para que se me viera oversized y me quedó bien

[ky¹⁷ @sshottanii]

ANDY PAGES OUT FOR AT LEAST 4 WEEKS

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Rico @e_suavee]

me pressing no tip at the register

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[Crona of shedtwt @MissingSoupz]

When you're laughing but remember u prolly look fat asf

[kali ⋆ @ms_d0pamine]

when trump dies the first thing im doing is opening twitter

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

I hate a fucking work snitch like omg bitch you ain’t getting paid extra to do it

[this barbie is a libra @SZNOFGLASS]

trying to shop at tj maxx or marshall’s will really help u save money bc u can find 2 things u like then look at the line and decide u really dont need it that bad

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Coworkers: Omg you're so quiet. How come?

Me: It's 7am

[َ @ungodlywests]

got home from work with my battery at 80%

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy