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in my head I do everything right 😇

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@candaceflynn76 @livp0zen Probs not me

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gonna live my life this semester like I have unlimited gems on episode

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@livp0zen Addison Rae era

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why are songs so much more relatable when I have not even had a remotely similar experience

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@livp0zen Ugh fine just for you

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I swear to god if they don’t play MUNA at pitchers this year

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I zoned out for a second and my whole gate had boarded

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@astronautsoon44 Me!

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I want to pull a prank where I throw a silent disco but play different music for each guest and have them be so thrown off with the different dancing vibes

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I have not gone to bed past 10pm in almost a month it’s grandma summer

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@astronautsoon44 YES

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i’m being a grownup today with grownup feelings I am not throwing a fit over a pop star I have never met playing one of her 200+ songs at one of her concerts I am normal I am grown

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i am so npc these days I just feel like Barbie during the scene where she is waking up and getting ready all the time

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suddenly I would sell my soul to watch pink fly around a stadium for two hours

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@livp0zen fucking elon

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wait what

[tori @doritenholm]

Why do we bash “homewreckers” for breaking up a marriage but we never question if the wife and infant child had bad vibes?

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I will do the most unhinged, unpredictable, out of character thing and then blame it on being a bot

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how do necklaces even get tangled in the first place. are they tying full knots on their own?

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@astronautsoon44 I always just think about how awkward it must be for my parents to be watching sex scenes with their children and the guilt they are feeling and then I feel better ☺️