Sara Eilers

pizza expert, car karaoke queen, professional napper, wanderlust sufferer.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

It’s been like four months and the Swifties are already better at watching football than us

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

@_imelizz I’ve been wanting to make one of those for yearssss. There are companies you can just send your shirts into and they’ll make em!

[miguel @cowboyinwoods13]

big week for annoying people (me!)

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

This his how much things should cost:

Iced tea: $1
Sandwich: $6
Soup: $4
Shirt: $8
Pants: $15
Jacket: $25
Genuine leather jacket: $100
Car: $15,000
Truck: $22,000
House: $180,000
Doctors visit: $0
Imaging: $0
Specialist: $0
ER visit: $0
Surgery: $0
Long term hospital stay: $0

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Regional Ice breakers

New York: what do you do?

LA: what tech do you have your eye on?

Midwest: have you tried some of the smoked Buffalo chicken dip that Steve brought?

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

at some point y’all gotta realise that the world does revolve around taylor swift

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

@_imelizz Workin’ too hard after vaca baybeeee

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

@_imelizz Treat yoself

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

It is wild to me that we have been socialized to be like, "yeah you're bleeding vaginally and it's causing cascading issues throughout your body but there is literally no excuse for you to NOT come into the office, and frankly it's weird that you asked"

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

@Lyssalynxo Duuuuude same

[Elizabeth @_imelizz]

I still have not processed that I experienced this live. This was possibly the best night of my life

[Sara Eilers @sarabelle1]

@_imelizz

[trash jones @jzux]

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals.

we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We can’t go to the bank.
Can’t go to work, to the grocery store, to the airport, to our places of worship, to a farmer’s market, a concert, a nightclub, a dance hall, a movie or a doctor’s office.
Our kids can’t go to a parade, to the mall or to school.
You can’t ring the wrong doorbell, pull down the wrong driveway or accidentally hop in the wrong car, without fear of being shot.
Shot and killed.
In a nation with more guns than people, this has become our reality.
But it is not normal.
And it sure as shit is not ok.