Sara Bumpass

I listen to a lot of 80's rock and live to embarrass myself on a wedding dance floor.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

My heart aches for London and the tragedies they have seen this month. #londonattacks

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

I do not care if it was not your religion, you should be outraged that people were driven over because they were leaving their safe place.

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

I don't care how you interpret Matthew 25, cutting foreign aid in the midst of a famine is immoral.

[andres @andresxdaiz]

Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins and not knowing those drums were coming?

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Call me Warren Beatty. I can help you get through this! #Oscars

[Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his) @jessetyler]

Getting slapped by a blue flag while singing on the oscars keeps one humble.

[ACLU @ACLU]

We're ready. https://t.co/9oUuZ2pzZV

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

I cried laughing during this entire thing. Then immediately watched it again and cried some more. https://t.co/Ji7NtGL68s

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke-warm.

[Kid President @iamkidpresident]

@realDonaldTrump You could've just said "Happy New Year". Or nothing. Sometimes nothing is good too.

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

@meghanallen__ You're the greatest.

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

When you're trying to make a successful gallery wall in your room so you have to keep asking yourself "what would @meghanallen__ do?"

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Iraqi Christians celebrate first Christmas Mass since city liberated from ISIS.

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

Hi, excuse me. Read this. Pleaseeeee.

https://t.co/Skaaeh9vOS

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Not even wiping away tears for the next episodes. Just gonna let the first ones create tracks for a more even, efficient flow.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Just saw the first episode of ‘This is Us’ and I’m hooked. Cryin’ and hooked.

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

@meghanallen__ "I have no patience for jam hands!" "Date Al from Pancake World, his food stinks!"

[Sara Bumpass @sarabumpass]

@meghanallen__ "I'm afraid once you're heart's involved, it all comes out in moron." "Oy with the poodles already"

[Andy Addis @andyaddis]

ELECTION DAY PART 2: we always choose between the lesser of two evils unless Jesus runs. We elect flawed humans because it's our only option