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umich '24
If I’m tweeting it’s probably hockey or jeopardy

[sara! @saracshort]

hockey is good.

[sara! @saracshort]

Putting this in my fed courts outline

[Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe LLP @HughLouisDewey]

Right wing lawyers don’t even defend the ballroom on the merits anymore, they just talk about standing while looking at you like this

[sara! @saracshort]

this is aol erasure

[Bill @20gaShotgun]

Gmail address : normal person
Proton address : Paranoiac but usually trustworthy
University address : Epitome of laziness, they have given up their body to the Institution
Yahoo address : dangerous operator; tango at your own risk

[sara! @saracshort]

me when I am negotiating and have offer and acceptance but want to form a valid contract

[sara! @saracshort]

this tweet has me contemplating emailing all of my old classics professors to see their takes

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

the odyssey has been a fun reminder that tumblr has perhaps the heighest concentration of greek mythology nerds on the internet because everyone on there seemingly wants nolan's head on a platter for the changes he made. totally different vibe versus filmtwt.

[sara! @saracshort]

it’s literally one of the Ancient Greek traditions of guest friendship and is a key point to distinguish the “civilized” v. “Uncivilized” world. any Greek myth 101 student should be able to tell you that

[Derrick Woods @derrickouthere]

Someone who hasn’t read the odyssey will swear up and down that this isn’t the point of the original text and they’d be wrong.

The issue with the Cyclops, with Calypso, with Circe, with The laestrygonians is that they are BAD hosts.

[sara! @saracshort]

the bed IS THE TREE... the olive tree of athena... a marriage bed that continues to grow even after 20 years.... dont piss me off

[sil ♡ @thhouseofblack]

What do you mean Penelope's iconic trick of outwitting Odysseus with the lie about their marriage bed isn't included.

[sara! @saracshort]

HUGE DAY for great comet fans (me)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair shares first look at Lin-Manuel Miranda’s ‘Octet.’

Starring:
Amanda Seyfried as Jessica.
Rachel Zegler as Velma.
Sheryl Lee Ralph as Paula.
Phillipa Soo as Karly.
Gaten Matarazzo as Toby.
Jonathan Groff as Henry.
Tramell Tillman as Marvin.
Paul-Jordan Jansen as Ed.

[sara! @saracshort]

I know court isn’t like ace attorney but they really got it right when trials end with confetti. like I just spend 24 hours this week listening to testimony I do think everyone would enjoy some confetti (even if we just clapped.)

[sara! @saracshort]

its the delaware in him popping off

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This resurfaced memo of Joe Biden telling staff not to miss family milestones for work is going viral.

[sara! @saracshort]

big law summer assoicates

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin

Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.

[sara! @saracshort]

me and my note…. I’m just like the queen herself.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

When the filing is due at midnight, and it’s 11:55

[sara! @saracshort]

dc volo leagues but the competitive scale is just the same as vgc

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

Pokemon Kickballs.

[sara! @saracshort]

telling myself this as I walk into con law not having outlined

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Pro tip: you don't actually have to study for law exams. On the exam, simply derive the laws from reason and first principles and then apply them to the facts.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Built for the wild. Built for the moment.

Wolverines roam remote wilderness and dominate the hardwood. 

Congratulations to the Michigan Wolverines on their NCAA championship. 🏆 🏀

[sara! @saracshort]

I’m about to be the most obnoxious alumni in class tomorrow and it’s only going to get worse when hockey is Thursday like sorry trusts and estates can wait

[Claire Rehfuss @ClaireRehfuss]

I love the University of Michigan and I’m sorry that you didn’t go to the University of Michigan! And I will always be proud that i did!!!!! go blue forever

[sara! @saracshort]

the Pitt pfp… I know that’s my everything school

[payton ᧔࿔᧓ @luckynswt]

i rlly dgaf if umich wins off of whistles because my team will win a championship and im alive to see it

[sara! @saracshort]

@NathanStrodePCT approximate the yearn gap via reimann sums

[sara! @saracshort]

all im saying is that baz pitch and ilya rozanov are cut from the same cloth

[Heated Rivalry News @heatedrivalnews]

Jacob Tierney talks about “boring” and “fuck you” meaning “I love you” for Shane and Ilya.

'A really good friend of mine—a person who reads my scripts who's a brilliant novelist named Rainbow Rowell—she read the first episode and she said to me… “just remember that every ‘fuck you’ is ‘I love you,’ and maybe you're saying ‘fuck you’ too many times.”

And I was like oh, that's such a good call. That's a great call. Because it was just a reminder of all of the things they say to each other that are not ‘I love you’ and that are not—

Boring, you know, when Ilya calls Shane boring, he's saying he's in love with him. And he's not boring, [Ilya] is endlessly fascinated by Shane. And the only way he can communicate that is by making fun of him and calling him boring, because anything else would rip his soul out through his face.

Like that's the idea, and so even the words we use to obfuscate matter, you know?'

(via live Q&A with Stage 32 on March 24, 2026)
https://t.co/XkMRMkPQc5

[sara! @saracshort]

courts when they are trying to establish personal jurisdiction over a defendant

[bridjet @bigbridjet]

Buddy learned a new word and now they won’t stop saying it