sara 🦦

[t. @lighttmylove]

I’m nervous like they got clips of me holy shit #loveislandusa

[M @girlpov]

had a conversation with my best friend about how time #really passes by and college just ends on a random tuesday

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

i did this last summer and i remember genuinely thinking at one point that i needed to be unemployed to achieve my goals (tv)

[M @girlpov]

when someone asks me to go out and i say yes without thinking about my crippling savings account because time is meant to be wasted with friends and money is meant to be spent and the world is meant to be experienced and life is meant to be lived

[leo 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 @evilbobdylan]

addicted to posting bullshit on my ig close friends story. it’s like my version of slam poetry or something. instead of finger snapping i have loyal story likers

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

went back to a girls apartment after a date and her roommate was smoking weed and watching bluey when we walked in

[kat kat kat @vadavadavirgo]

crazy

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[࣪ ˖ 𖦹°⋆ Kenzie ‧₊ ♪˚⊹ @ctrlcortan]

Tattoos?…PIERCINGS…AND SHE JUST LEARNED HOW TO TWERK⁉️

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[bonky @shesbonky]

TRADER JOE'S GUY: what do you have going on today?

ME: well, it's march 31 so i have 94 meetings today

*confused pause*

HIM: huh. what do you do?

ME: i'm the director of the parks and rec department

HIM: oh. well... have a great day!

[x__x @bpdsins]

being drunk and high every night is maybe the plan

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

I could never live in LA like I just walked into an ice cream shop and saw ryan beatty so I said “Okay so that’s ryan beatty” out loud and he lowkey heard me