Sara

Sarcastic knitter. Likes snark, bad puns, and Oxford commas. Nasty woman.

[Sara @sarae]

Buick: media doesn’t show women’s sports, this is bad!

Also @Buick : we’re going to spend millions of dollars to STILL *not* show women’s sports, unless you engage with our ad.

Gross.

[Sara @sarae]

Also, I wordle now and it’s a good thing there’s only one a day otherwise I might not get anything done

Wordle 211 4/6

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[Sara @sarae]

Watching an NFL game on @NFLonCBS is a special kind of hell. Who thought it was a good idea to have a score bug without a possession indicator? Some kind of monster, that’s who. Get me back to @NFLonFOX stat

[Sara @sarae]

@AaronRodgers12 @CashApp $sarae3333 #PaidInBitcoin

[Sara @sarae]

@united How do I stop getting emails for someone else’s flight? I don’t want to check in for them, I don’t want to know their itinerary, I just want to stop email.

[Sara @sarae]

@hotchocolated No Pisces?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the Cabinet should stop hiding behind anonymous leaks to reporters and do what the Constitution demands they do: invoke the 25th Amendment and remove this President from office.

[Sara @sarae]

Ugh, fuck you Lindssey Graham. Also fuck Ron Johnson, but that’s an every day kinda mood.

Guess sedition is what draws me back to Twitter 🎉

[Sara @sarae]

@jadeisthename nay! Tonal Recall is for 90s! (Then play it at 1:00)

[Sara @sarae]

@WyzeCam Pretty shady to be selling at such a markup. $53? I bought one on Amazon in July for $13. It’s a different time & that was amazon, but a 400% markup? Love the Wyze cam but man.

[Sara @sarae]

Don’t tweet for five month except to @ companies’ customer service, wind up with my return being quote tweeted by my favorite band since I was sixteen 😬😬 not bad at all

[Sara @sarae]

Loved the teen girls shrieking in front of me last night @PabstTheater when @Sleater_Kinney played songs from No Cities. Hearing songs that were fused into your teenage soul played live is a timeless rush… which is exactly what my late 30s self was doing

[Sara @sarae]

@dunkindonuts what process should i do to get a partial refund when a mobile order isn’t filled with the proper order? Paid for a special latte, got a plain cappuccino.

[Sara @sarae]

@KwikTrip That’s ok. When are you getting chip card readers like the law requires?

[Sara @sarae]

@KwikTrip will your locations ever get the credit card chip readers? Had my cc # stolen & reused at one of your stores, probably because fakes are easy. Known others with same issue in past year also at kwik trips. Love the store but don’t love fraud

[Sara @sarae]

I graduated last weekend, so now I‘m a fancy person who gets to add some initials after their name! Three years for three letters, MBA.

This has been today’s edition of life stuff thrown into the twitter void, carry on.

[Sara @sarae]

There’s nothing quite like that rush of adrenaline when you flip the disposal switch instead of the oversink light.

I really ought to label them

[Sara @sarae]

@firepile Work on getting him to say “oh fer Pete’s sake” or “oh geez” for maximum humor, because I know 4 year olds always do exactly what they’re told (hah)

[Sara @sarae]

@KnitterJaimi @thatgirlondeck Yay

[Sara @sarae]

@ONFarmlandTrust @SEDRD Nope. Not me.