Sarah Allan

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: You simply can't trust atoms, they make up everything."@69tea @Elzane07 @ChrislynAllan @anina01

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SarcasmTxts: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes" @Sandysupamom @ChrislynAllan

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SarcasmTxts: Life is too short to be unhappy, smile while you still have teeth"@Sandysupamom @ChrislynAllan @anina01 @Elzane07 @69tea

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SteveStfler: I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast."@ChrislynAllan @anina01 @Elzane07

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

Wat did the ocean say to the other ocean?.. Nothing day just waved.. Did you Sea wat I did there?..I'm shore you did, beach. @ChrislynAllan

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

Wat did the ocean say to the other ocean?.. Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach." @anina01

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

Wat did the ocean say 2 the other ocean?... Nothing day just waved.. Did you Sea what I did der?...I'm shore you did, beach."@ChrislynAllan

[Bruce Van Horn @BruceVH]

A $100 bill crumpled up, stepped on & covered with mud is still worth $100. Same is true for you! Appearance doesn't equal value!

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

The problem with this world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, and the stupid people are full of confidence.

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SteveStfler: When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss."@69tea @Elzane07

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@FezTht70s: Some people were hit with the ugly stick. You were gang raped by the whole forest!"@ChrislynAllan @69tea @anina01 @Elzane07

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SteveStfler: Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college."@ChrislynAllan @Elzane07 @69tea @anina01

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SteveStfler: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."@ChrislynAllan

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

"@SteveStfler: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."@anina01 @Elzane07

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

@ChrislynAllan: Can't get past level 65 on #candycrusher.Im already on 28oct Fml!@Bbtarr @69tea @Sarah08nu haha its a real thing! @GinaSDK

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

I don't understand. Is that note code word for I get to keep the hat.:D @ClintonPanther #youlostthebet

[Sarah Allan @Sarah08nu]

@kerrytrebble @IsabelladaRocha @SAspringdog @Dyl_Coombes15 #twinthursday that pic says it all. I rate we took second @ChrislynAllan