If anyone was ever curious what working for a state agency is like... they send out emails updating you on the EMAIL SYSTEM BEING DOWN... WHILE ITS STILL DOWN. Yes thank you I'm glad you sent an email Friday letting me know I wouldn't be able to get emails over the weekend.
Husband: “The dog is fine out of the crate. He won’t destroy anything”
Dog while I’m at work for 5 hours: *spread recycling from one of house to the other, eats arm off couch, pees in kitchen*
I just have to rant for a moment... Hey animal shelters, maybe you wouldn’t be so over crowded if you’d adopt to people that in live in apartments! Living in an apartment doesn’t make you a bad pet owner 🤬🤬🤬
I don’t do politics on Facebook or ever really so I’m just gonna leave this hear. They are both very dangerous men. As things go on it seems more like a choice between civil war or foreign war. But no matter what it’s not going to end well
I used to get Jello whenever I had strep throat as a kid. Now at 27 I’m home with a busted ankle eating jello and I swear to god it’s helping my ankle feel better
My masters degree... studying ticks and small mammals
Job posting requirements... experience collecting ticks and handling small mammals
Two months later and all I get is a form letter rejection email
#givingup#jobhuntingsucks
Instead of bullshit freshmen seminar classes college students should have to take a “how to be a good roommate” class and learn things like how use a toilet brush and properly wash dishes
I HATE bananas. I love bananas when I want an actual banana. I hate that someone left a banana in the fridge at work and now EVERYTHING tastes like a damn banana
Me teaching someone: you should only do 48 of these reactions at a time any more than that is overwhelming
Me working: *trys to do 170 reactions in a night*
#gradstudentlife#nosleepforme
A year ago today went for a walk and ended up with a hole in my arm and a hole in Chase’s chest from an unfortunate run-in with a loose dog, we’re both all healed up but my scar is cooler than his.
@HunterProbss This is exactly why I no longer go to dog parks. My beagle was attacked by a much larger dog (bully breed) last year, so I longer play well with irresponsible owners. Glad your pup is OK