Sarah Permenter

not as funny as I used to be • rn, bsn

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Austin Chronicle @AustinChronicle]

After months of bargaining with Ascension management the Ascension Seton nurses’ union has voted overwhelmingly to authorize a strike. https://t.co/Fg8nzO44eN

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

We have seem to have forgotten basic internet safety lately. Like ladies, DO NOT post your running routes on your Instagram stories!! Please be fit, but also be safe ❤️

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

Everyone say thank you @taylorswift13

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Oh, you’re keeping count? Us too. 1 more day. #CountdownToTSTheErasTour 🕰

But meet us at midnight for...
Eyes Open (Taylor’s Version)
Safe & Sound (feat. @joywilliams & @johnpaulwhite) (Taylor’s Version)
If This Was A Movie (Taylor’s Version)
All Of The Girls You Loved Before

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

@ABC I just want to watch the Oscar’s. Why the hell are y’all making this so complicated to watch

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

@taylorswift13 all of the girls would like to know when you’re releasing All of The Girls

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

Why is the hardest part of wedding planning getting people to RSVP on time

[megs @meganthemenace_]

me watching the halftime show trying to see if Rhianna is actually pregnant or not ????!!!!!

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

I have lived in DFW for 5 years now and do not understand why so many people from my high school are moving here

Guys, you’ve achieved more than Dallas, I promise 🥹

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

I can’t believe Taylor Swift invented New Year’s Day

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

The metal in my elbow said it’s cold out

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

@drpepper y’all need to do a boys and girls category for the tuition giveaway :/

[Sarah Permenter @sarah_batton]

Why does Aaron Rodgers have the same look and vibe as the green car from Cars

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

when it’s easier to get a blue check mark than @taylorswift13 tickets <<

[People really do this @Brodidwat]

I usually give credit to @SeatGeek for their seamless buying experience, but This Taylor Swift Presale in Arlington is terrible! Their website has crashed and their silence in response is deafening

[cøllin✨ @reinhartsivan]

the arlington line right now #taylorswift https://t.co/cnjdYIcGJ9

[tim #TEAMDAWN @lovesickonmybed]

"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out" is a reference to 30 rock and a commentary on the male gaze. "sexy baby" on 30 rock refers to how predatory men can be to women who act younger or more childlike