Sarah

I’ve had this app for 4 years and it still confuses me so I rarely tweet🤪

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

My mom told me I have to stop making goat noises in public...kinda feeling confused about that

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@maddiejuul IM DYINGGGG HAHAHAHAHA

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

I really needed to get rid of my old, ripped up converse today, when I started walking towards the garbage with them, I and asked my mom to sing a song to say goodbye...she decided that humming the Star Wars theme song was right for the occasion😂

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

The soap bottle in our upstairs bathroom has always been on the right side of the sink but in the time I have been at college, someone moved it to the left side of the sink and I’m really struggling with the adjustment

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

I’m not a huge fan of animals but today I’ve

- went into the rat isle of a pet store which was absolutely terrifying
- saw a raccoon when I was alone and we made eye contact and I thought I was gonna be attacked

Almost cried both times so I’m probably never getting a pet

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

Second day of fasting from coffee and I’m currently feeling very thankful for the “undo” button on my computer

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

College is amazing except that you always miss someone. Like either you’re at school and missing people back home or your home and missing people at school.

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

Driving home from Kansas with @maddiejuul
Maddie: *pointing* OMG LOOK SHEEP
Maddie and I: *obnoxiously make very loud and awful sheep noises*

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

Late night ft conversation:
Maddie: “I haven’t done water sports since I was like 4”
Me: *thinking she said water boarding, screams*
Maddie and I: *laugh like dying seals for 10 minutes*
@maddiejuul

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@hannah_arends wow sis that's dedication. I can't walk rn😂

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@hannah_arends do you still miss it after the murph yesterday? bc I don't😂😂

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Out of 71,740 abortions in Florida:

.001% were due to incest

.065% to protect the mother's life

.085% due to rape

.666% fetal abnormalities

98.6% were elective procedures for social or economic reasons

"Because I want to" isn't a good reason to stop a beating heart

RT!

[Frank Pavone @frfrankpavone]

Someone just told me:

The #prochoice line ‘My body, my choice’ is like ‘My house, my rules,’ but

That doesn’t give you the right to kill anyone inside it.

#prolife #abortion #unborn

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@dyjuul1 you're one of the greatest blessings in my life❤💖💕💗💕💗💜💖💙💖💕💗💕

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

My sister doing math homework: "so this is the answer that math XL got and according to my calculations...thats a word I can't say"

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@dyjuul1 You know it girl!!

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@dyjuul1 Maddie you're gorgeous and inspirational sis I love ya

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

If you need some confidence:

Let me remind you that God chose you.

He hand crafted you and called you his greatest work.

He gave a calling to you so special that no one else on this earth could do it.

God’s with you.

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

@dyjuul1 I need an IPhone

[Sarah @sarah_hoffman16]

Almost home from our 45+ hours of driving for spring break. It was definately worth all the driving and i already miss the beach but a sis is ready to get out of the car!!