Sarah Roehm

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

Gross I’m deleting this dumb X app

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

@Twenty_One_Meme It’s not. It’s the brain that reinvented Saran Wrap

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

Are you guys just like drinking lemonade with no issues

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

I cannot for the life of me understand how people enjoyed ACOTAR

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

@Twenty_One_Meme They did NOT wanna go to double decker (karaoke bar)

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

Please don’t take Jeremy Renner from us

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

Last

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

@Twenty_One_Meme Take a BULLET!??? In a HEARTBEAT!?

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

But imagine if Taylor Swift released a country album

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

Isaac from teen wolf would have been the ideal jace for the mortal instruments movie/tv series

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

That guy on tiktok that wears his hat wrong and won’t stop making videos about it is so annoying

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

I love being a little weirdo on the internet

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

The glue on this shit is crazy

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

@nardreem 7th grade 😖

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

My 12 y/o little brother just said, unprompted, “I really just can’t imagine being in a relationship right now”

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

The only semblance of routine I have right now is trying to wake up by noon every weekday to watch deal or no deal

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

If I could just meet @IAmSteveHarvey, even just for one moment, please God can you hear me

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

I’ve got stomach ulcers from my breakup and I can’t keep solid food down so thank you so much Keith, you’re the gift that keeps on giving !:)

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

When ur bf of 9 months breaks up with you over text 😃

[Sarah Roehm @sarah_roehm]

@taylorswift13 would dominate the rap game