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Slip Livin n Chillin

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Honestly “lol” is basically a period for me while texting. I throw it on the end of every sentence & use it to separate sentences. Like 90% of the time I’m not even smiling let alone “laughing out loud” lol

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@ ppl who wear masks while driving alone in their car... do yall just chill in ur bedroom alone w one on? Do you sleep w one on? Do u shower w one on??? I just don’t understand.

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Ya know where i first fucked up? @ age 10 when i started drinking my mom’s boxed wine that was always in the fridge.
It’s been a long 12 years since...

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Sometimes I think ab how lonely the first few people on tinder must have been

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Distractions are cool in all until you just can’t see past them

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@KeannaO Nothing like Elmo songs and Crazy Frog

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@reaganmclendon @BrookeHindu I participated

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@Pambyy11 Okay, we deff got all the ingredients for that 👍🏼

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truth: shit never goes away

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Anyone else feel the ‘i needa get sooo lifted rn that i forget the whole freakin world’ vibe, orrr?...💨

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I miss so much shit. (Thats the tweet, I know yall feel the same)

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Accurate representation of how imma feel when I finally get some after this is all over 🚽:

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I’ll never understand why boys (literally boys only) spell out “your” for a statement where it’s supposed to be “you are” or “you’re”... like “your pants” and “you are pants” are not the same thing at all. So whyyyyy do they use “your” for “you’re”, will nvr get over it tbh...

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I really just unconsciously tried to click my screen to pause my zoom class to watch a tik tok... ugh

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@maybeitskae Quit making up irrelevant scenarios that have nothing to do with me. You make literally no sense. Grow up and dont come at people on social media you know nothing about.

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@maybeitskae Neither me or my friends have seen our families for a month+, plz stfu if u dont know me

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@tkostelny88 @coopdizzly This has absolutely nothing to do with alcohol, caleb doesn’t know what he’s talking about and neither do u...

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Yall saying its ppl like me’s fault that covid-19 isn’t going away just bc i chose to hang w the same friends everyday instead of staying completely alone in my apartment. Yall be staying/hanging w ur fams & going grocery shopping n shit w strangers. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING.

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@kensco_ Dude chill you’ve commented 20 times and quoted it, quit being obsessed. You dont know what i do with my life, hop off and move on w ur day

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@DarrionDemase4 Im an adult & dont live with my parents and dont make visits to see them (same w my friends) and i live alone, like previously mentioned

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@DylanKmieck Yes i single handily made this species a failure, it was actually my idea to eat bats! My bad :(